Obfuscations of Christmas carols
My parent's mother was flattened by a deer with circumpolar distribution
What is Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer?
Treats left for Santa on Christmas Eve.
What are cookies and milk?
The King of Judea when Jesus was born.
Who is Herod?
It's a wonderful kind of day for Arthur and DW when Christmas rolls around again. But our favorite fictional aardvarks also have a dilemma: what should they get for Santa?
What is Arthur's Christmas?
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
What is Elf?
Saint Nicholas is approaching our medium sized human settlement.
What is Santa Claus Is Coming to Town?
A drink made of cream, sugar, eggs, spices, and sometimes alcohol and/or vanilla.
What is egg nog?
City known as the "City of David"
What is Bethlehem?
This story about 4 girls by Louisa May Alcott begins on December 25th with the joyous occasion of their father's return of the war.
What is Little Women?
The dozen periods of time equal to twenty four hours of Yule
What is The Twelve Days Of Christmas?
An activity which involves driving around at night and viewing bright displays on people's lawns.
What is Tacky Light Tour?
Joseph's profession
What is carpenter?
"Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to."
What is Miracle on 34th Street?
Have ye a blithe diminutive Noel
Usually what the reindeers get on Christmas Eve (Name 1)
What are carrots/hay/graham crackers/apples?
Country Mary and Joseph fled to to protect Baby Jesus
What is Egypt?
Though you might be skeptical of this department store Santa at first, he will most likely win you over by the end, even if he may not be able to win over a courtroom.
What is Miracle on 34th Street?
"Honey do you honestly think I would check thousands of tiny little lights if I wasn't sure the extension cord was plugged in?"
What is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?
It is the most sublime point of the period of three hundred and sixty five and twenty four hundredths days.
What is It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year?
A modern Japanese tradition of eating from this fast food restaurant on Christmas.
What is KFC?
The number of days after the Birth of Christ Joseph and Mary gave him the name Jesus
What is 8?
Poem that tells of a momentous voyage by someone best known for "Paul Revere's Ride"
What is The Three Kings?
"Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon, which the entire kid year revolved."
What is A Christmas Story?