Clark
The number on Clark's Chicago Blackhawks Jersey
00
The band on the poster in Audrey's room
Gun's and Roses
Ellen's nickname for Clark
Sparky
The plate in Eddie's head runs right underneath his what?
His Part ("You see, the plate runs right underneath my part here, and if this gets dented....")
After the tree catches on fire, they zoom in on this smoking ornament that falls off the tree
Santa Clause
Clark thanks his dad for teaching him "everything he knows about" what?
Exterior Illumination
Audrey's Boyfriend
Alexander
When everyone is outside getting into the car, Ellen is sure Clark wants to do what, with them.
Come shopping and have lunch
The type of print on Eddie's Speedo during the pool scene
Leopard
Clark asks Aunt Bethany to say grace because she's had this many Christmases
80
Clark says that The Jelly of the Month club gift is the biggest what?
Bag over the head punch in the face
When Clark is outside with the chainsaw, Rusty tells his mom and Audrey that they should've gone where?
Hawaii "I told you we should've gone to Hawaii"
Daily Double
Daily Double
The amount of years Eddy has been out of work
6 (Almost 7)
The state Clark heard they spotted Santa's sleigh coming in from
New York
The item Clark is trying on in the bathroom when the visiting parents arrive and ring the doorbell
A Santa Beard
In the car, what Audrey asks her parents not to do
Fight
What Ellen's mom tells her she has when they first arrive
Hemmroids
While shopping for Dog Food, Eddie asks if Clark's company killed off all those people in this country
India (Your company killed off all them people over in India not long ago?)
What Uncle Lewis asks Clark to go into the living room and get for him
His Stogie ("Hey Griz, if you're not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my Stogie")
When Clark says that nobody's walking out on this fun old fashioned family Christmas, he proclaims that it's this type of Holiday Emergency
Full Blown Four Alarm ("This is a full blown 4 alarm holiday emergency here...we're gonna press on and have the hap hap happiest...")
Where Audrey is frozen from
The Waist Down
What Ellen tells Aunt Bethany to go with Francis and Catherine and do
Go say hello to everybody
What Eddie says his dog drank before they left
A half a quart of Pennzoil
What Rocky did to wake up Ruby Sue (when she interrupted Clark's fantasy)
"Rocky bit my thumb"