Griswold Family Shenanigans
Where does Clark get stuck when hiding gifts?
The attic
What animal is hiding in the Christmas tree?
Squirrel
Who said: "Looks great, little full, lots of sap."
Clark
What does Clark accidentally staple to the house while putting up lights?
His sleave
What is the name of Clark and Ellen’s son
Rusty
What did Aunt Bethany say instead of Grace before the meal?
Pledge of Allegiance
What explodes due to Cousin Eddie?
Sewer
But don't you go falling in love with her now, cause we're taking it with us when we leave next ____
Month
How does Clark try to straighten the broken banister after getting frustrated with it?
He saws it off with a chainsaw
Who says: "Get me someone, and get me someone while I'm waiting"
Clark's boss Frank Shirley
What does Aunt Bethany make as a side dish for dinner?
Jello-mold
What creature gets wrapped up in a present and causes chaos in the living room?
Cat
Who said "I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery"
Ellen
How many imported Italian twinkle lights did Clark put up?
a) 15,000
b) 22,000
c) 25,000
d) 30,000
c) 25,000
What is the name of the lady showing Clark the underwear at the mall?
What cartoon character is on Clark's coffee mug at work?
Tasmanian Devil
What is the name of Cousin Eddie's dog that destroys the trash?
Snot
Who said: "Clark, That's The Gift That Keeps On Giving The Whole Year"
Cousin Eddie
What two items does Clark intend to use to get rid of the squirrel in the living room?
Coat and Hammer
What is the name of Cousin Eddie’s wife?
Catherine
Why doesn't Cousin Eddie eat squirrels anymore?
Why is Cousin Eddie unwilling to sled down the hill that Clark ended up crashing on?
It would mess his head up if he crashed due to plastic plate
He explains that when they replaced the original metal plate with a plastic one, it was “nothing but a piece of government plastic,”
Who said: "Do you hear it? It's a funny, squeaky sound!"
Aunt Bethany
What did Clark get instead of money for his Christmas bonus?
1 year membership to the jolly of the month club
What is the name of the male neighbor?
Todd