What wild animal gets released in the house?
Squirrell
The Griswolds' "yuppie" neighbors?
Todd and Margo
Eddie's famous line
You serious, Clark?
What year was Christmas Vacation released?
1989
"Grace?"
"She died 30 years ago!"
Recite the Pledge of Allegiance
What is the name of the sexy lingerie saleslady?
Mary
What part of the turkey does Eddie ask Clark to save?
The Neck
How many times does Clark use the chainsaw?
3
"If that thing has 9 lives, she just..."
"Spent them all!"
What does Clark add to the sled to make it go faster?
silicon-based kitchen lubricant
The name of Eddie's dog?
Snot
What does Eddie say to Clark while emptying the RV?
Sh*tters Full
What day of the Advent calendar does the movie start on?
December 14
"You better take a rain check on that, Art-"
"he’s got a lip fungus they ain’t identified yet."
What does Clark say to Margo when she asks where he'll "put a tree that big"?
"Bend over, I'll show you"
Who brings presents wrapped in birthday wrapping paper?
Aunt Bethany
Why did Eddie supposedly stop eating squirrels?
They're high in cholesterol
How many lights are on the house?
25,000
'He really worked hard, Grandpa!"
"So do washing machines."
How many words does Clark use to describe his boss in his rant?
30
What character is accused of buying cheap hot dogs?
Clark's Mother
According to Cousin Eddie, why did they replace the metal plate in his head?
"cause every time Katherine revved up the microwave, I'd wet my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so."
What product did Clark help make that got his boss' attention?
Non-Nutritive Cereal Varnish
"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat?..."