ROUNDHOUSE KICKS
JOKES
PAIN!!!
NATURAL DISASTERS CAUSED BY CHUCK NORRIS
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what is the second leading cause of death in the usa
What is roundhouse kick
100
Why is waldo hidin
What is because of chuck norris
100
If you were walking done the street and chuck norris roundhouse kick you what would you do?
What is have the undieing urge to say thank you
100
Why is rudolphs nose red?
What is he talked back to chuck norris and he roundhouse kicked him in the face several times.
200
What is the leading cause of death in the usa
What is a heart attack, which are caused by the fear of getting roundhouse kicked
200
What happens when the boogey man goes to sleep at night?
What is he checks his closet for chuck norris
200
Chuck Norris can touch ________
What is mc hammer
200
Why does chuck norris go to burger king
What is to get a big mac
300
What is the reason for the tsunami in japan?
What is chuck norris hung his butt out of a helicopter and took a poop
300
What happened when chuck norris say a bear in the forest
What is the bear tried to eat him but chuck norris should it his fists and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be less painful
400
Black holes are created from what?
What is when chuck norris roundhouse kicks the star in the face
400
What happened when chuck norris pissed on the side of a truck
What is 9 months later optimis prime was born
400
What is only export of the island called chuck norris?
What is PAIN!!!!
400
What happened when chuck norris sent jesus a birthday card on december 25th
What is it wasn't Jesus’ birthday but jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
500
When is the world gonna end?
What is when chuck norris misses a roundhouse kick
500
What happens with the president presses his big red panic button?
What is chuck norris' cell phone rings
500
Why was the great wall of china built
What is to keep chuck norris out but that failed miserably
500
What happened when chuck norris eats paper
What is he poops out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid
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