Keep Your Friends Close...
Patrick unwittingly made an enemy of this chill bro by sleeping with his dumb, dumb girlfriend in the summer of 2009.
Roman Valentine
I expected them to be salty, which they are! They are so much fun to eat as they are hollow and crunchy! I definitely recommend them to anyone who wants a yummy snack!
Bugles
This strain of cannabis is known for it's "head high" effect, providing for increased energy and focus.
Sativa
Terrible Gerbils included Bacardi 151,Khaluah, Melon Pucker, Sprite and this distinctly colored liquer
Blue Curacao
Following NachoFest 3.0's late night hairdressing shenanigans, Joe proudly rocked this hairstyle for over a month. Business up front, party in the back!
A Mullet
Be it karaoke, kickball or Henck's job, there's no escaping this crazy Lansing townie and Arj nemesis
Red Haired Guy with the Jew Fro
These cute lil crackers are great for every age; from toddlers to adults. The flavor is just right with enough cheddar taste and just enough of a crunch in the cracker too. I do not like the camo green bag; it is very unappealing! I had to double back to find the cheddar as I was looking for the sharp cheddar orange on the bag.
Goldfish
Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC)
Concert Time! This 80's cover band headlined by a woman was often booked for Friday or Saturday nights and always brought the house down.
Eliciting a mixture of horror, amusement and a very sassy "who 'bout to eat this burger?!" from an employee, Joe made fast food history in 2008 by ordering a triple Bacanator from this fast food franchise.
Wendy's
Tensions between the Arj/Henck/Ted and Don/Frank/Charles blocs came to a head in Spring 2009 when they rightfully fired this caller for filming himself reading an alumnus' home address and posted the video to Facebook
Jared Atabuatsi
I've loved these since I was a kid!! The best crispy,fluffly,yummy potato ship ever!!!!! These are so addicting its ridiculous lol these can be salty but its whatever cuz they're sooooooo good!<3 Can't beat that $1 price tag either!
The three main forms of Cannabis products come in three common forms, the flower, the resin and this amalgam of Dura's child's nickname
Oil
The Line Arj used to finally secure that elusive first date with a certain Harper's bartender
Can't you just give me a deal?!
Joe's entire political philosophy can be attributed to his love of this American Rock band formed in the early 90s.
Vince was unwittingly seen as a foe by Henck for making a move on this woman at NachoFest 2.5. Little did Henck know, he just had to wait his turn to hop on that bike ride.
Alejandra Stewart
This is the bomb! It has so many flavors in it and it's not overly salty and nasty like you may think. It will make you eat the whole bag. Plus it has those little rye chips in there they are soooooooooo good!
Chex Mix
Ur probably not alone in being surprised that this South American Nation was the first in the world to legalize cannabis in 2013.
Uruguay
The stoic and very young bouncer who tolerated us but definitely did not like us.
Doug
Cheatin' Joe on the prowl! His reckless and inconsistent play makes Joe a terror to play with or against in this 4 player card game popular in certain midwestern states.
Euchere
Among the many foes made by Vince's sexual exploits, this hipster took it to another level in 2009 by slapping our sweet angel in the telemarketing room.
Shannon McEvily
I've tasted the sharp white cheddar flavor. They were delicious. My whole family liked them and we're not usually allowed to have items sharp cheddar flavored. The ridges were fun. They were crunchy, flavorful and great as a snack and/or appetizer.
Cheez-It Grooves
The so-called Godfather of cannabis Research made news in 2019 for producing a new form of THC that "works like a steroid."
Dr. Raphael Mechoulam is a professor of medicinal chemistry at Hebrew University in this Israeli City.
Jerusalem
The name of Harper's Bartender and creator of the Terrible Gerbil
T. Brad Smith, will also accept "Bartender Brad"
The Joe Lomba Special at QD Typically Included 3 Items. a 30 Pack of Busch Light, a Half Gallon of Burnett's Vodka and a liter of this brand of soft drink native to Michigan.
Faygo