Civil Engineering
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What are some materials do civil engineers work with?
steel,iron, concrete......................
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Superfly is so fly. How fly is he!!!?
Use your imagination.
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What are some environmental factors that civil Engineers face.
Wind, water, temperature, and well you get the idea.
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What are some reasons to date an engineer?
1.The world does revolve around them... they choose the coordinate system 2.No "couple" enjoy a better "moment" 3.They know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship 4.They have significant figures 5.The motion of rigid bodies 6.Projectile motion: Do we need to say more? 7.Engineers do it to specification 8.According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite 9.They know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force 10.They know the right hand rule
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What is the main thing that Civil Engineer is used for.
Maintaining, designing and construction of public works.
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What is an engineers pick up line?
1.) You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power! 2.)You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. 3.)I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
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True/ False: Civil Engineers build cars.
False
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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s a hardware issue
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What is the oldest engineering profession?
Civil engineering
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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build targets.
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