Cheesy jokes
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can’t see in the dark.
What is mike’s older sister’s name
Nancy
What is 6 +3
9
What month does Thanksgiving occur?
What is the name of the toy cowboy in Toy Story?
Woody
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me, and we will go places.
What is Joyce Byers’ ex-husband name?
Lonnie
What is 10-5?
5
What month is Christmas
December
What is the color of an emerald?
Green
Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?
Because he was always lost at C.
What is Will and Mike’s last name?
Byers and Wheeler
What is 10+1000
1100
Halloween
What's the name of a place you go to see lots of animals?
The Zoo
Why did the bike fall over?
It was two tired.
Name the one who disappeared in The Night Of Steve’s Party?
Barb
25% of 100
75
This holiday is celebrated on the first Monday in September.
Labor day
Where does Santa Claus live?
The North Pole
What are the strongest days of the week
Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.
Who asks “Eleven” to a school dance at the snowball?
Mike
If Jess has 4 decks of trading cards, each with 20 cards. How many cards does Jess have in total?
80
What holiday do you collect eggs?
Easter
What type of fish is Nemo?
A clownfish