A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
The car door
Every day, a man used to cross the border on a bicycle with two bags of sand. The border officers got a tip that he is a smuggler. So the customs officers checked his and found they had only sand. As they could not find any evidence, they allowed him to cross the border. So, what was the man smuggling?
He was Smuggling Bicycles
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
What is Fire
Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?
"That"
I sometimes run, but I cannot walk. You always follow me around. What am I?
A nose
It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,
What is it?
A Crane
A man was found dead out in a field of snow. The only tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?
A man in a wheelchair
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
a Fence
A man is lying dead in field. There is an unopened package next to him and no other creature next to him.
Hint: The man knew he was going to die as he approached the surface of the earth.
The man jumped from a plane, but his parachute didn’t open. This was the unopened package lying next to him.
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee
A seven letter word containing more than seven letters
A mailbox
A dead female body lies at the bottom of a multistory building. It looks as though she committed suicide by jumping from one of the floors.
When the detective arrives, he goes to the first floor of the building, opens the closed window, and flips a coin towards the floor. He goes to the second floor and does the exact same thing. He continues to do this until he gets to the top floor of the building.
When he comes back down, he states that it was a murder and not a suicide. How does he know that?
She couldn’t have jumped from any of the floors because when the detective went to each floor, all of the windows were closed
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws.
Why not?
he was Walking
Five pieces of coal, a carrot, and a hat are lying on the lawn of a garden. Nobody put them there, but there is a perfectly logical reason why they are there. What is it?
They were parts of a snowman that melted.
There is a word and six letters it contains. Take one away and twelve is what remains. What word is it?
Dozens
A kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm
A couple went on for their honeymoon trip. But only the husband returned from the vacation and said that his wife met an unfortunate accident and died. The police arrested him saying, “Your travel agent called. You murdered your wife.”
How did the agent know that it was a murder?
The man had booked only one-way tickets for his wife.
what can you catch but not throw
A cold
A man pushes his car. He stops in front of a hotel, and at this very moment he goes bankrupt.
Why?
He is playing monopoly
Peter lives in a small town. He had a toothache so he went to a dentist.
There was two Dentists One had Bad teeth and old equipment and the other had good teeth and new equipment. Peter chose the Bad teeth dentists, Why?
Dentists can't Treat themselves so the Good teeth dentist doesn't know how to be a Dentist
So Peter went to the Bad teeth doctor
An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
A famous chemist was found murdered. The police knew that two people were involved in the murder.
There were 5 suspects
Felice, Nicholas, June, Elizabeth, Tam
The Police found a note that written by the chemist which read – ’26-3-58/28-27-57-16′.
After reading the note the police immediately caught the murderers. How?
The numbers correspond to atomic numbers on the periodic table of elements: ‘Fe-Li-Ce/Ni-Co-La-S’. Therefore, the name of the suspects was Felice and Nicolas.
You can see it everyday, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?
the sky
A man pours a lot of water into a mountain as the time passes the mountain breaks. How?
The Water would go into the cracks and then if the water freezes it would later break
Jeff has been stolen by a madman
To get out he must by either 3 doors
Door 1: A blazing fire
Door 2: People With loaded guns
Door 3: Lions who haven't ate in years
Which room is the safest
Door 3 The lions died of starvation