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Quotable Quotes
100
This website was accessed more by 8th graders at Calumet Christian School than all other websites combined.
What is NitroType?
100
Rohan listened to which song so much that it moved to #1 on the charts.
What is "Fortnite Christmas"?
100
Tyler wrote a book of dad jokes by this title.
What is "Dad Jokes to Enjoy on the John"?
100
This student was expelled after accidentally punching each of her teachers in the face on the first day of high school.
Who is Tina?
100
This student was speaking with an actor that was still mic'd up off stage and the audience was amazed to hear this:
"You ******** I will ******* you **** in ********* son of a ********"
Who is Aubrey Rapp?
200
This sample of impressively curly handwriting says this.
We don't know either.
200
Which animal did Liam include in his New York street performance act.
What is an Armadillo?
200
This student holds the World Record for longest time spent without making eye contact with another person.
Who is Liam Barson?
200
What impressive and unfortunate feat did Georgia Carr accidentally accomplish with a catchy song that went super viral on TikTok.
What is end women's suffrage?
200
This student proclaimed their firm belief in simple living when they uttered this statement:
"Why do we have to learn all this stuff, why can't we just live in the woods?"
Who is Elise Julien?
300
This student is considered most likely to win the Nobel Prize for Physics.
Who is Evan Kelley?
300
Who made a football cake for Lebron James?
Who is Pramila Gajmer?
300
Rohan went on to adopt 40 different children to prove he is this.
Who is the Best Dad Ever?
300
This student accidentally let the nuclear codes get stolen because they were watching tik-tok videos.
Who is Pramila Gajmer?
300
Georgia Carr is well known for asking this question.
What is, "Can we bring in food?"
400
This student grew up to be the attendance supervisor for Calumet, but was fired after a year of not showing up.
Who is Aubrey Mitch?
400
This student developed a groundbreaking Bible App for the iPhone just because she wanted to use an app that she created when memorizing verses.
Who is Baraka Galvin.
400
This student made living in the darkness a permanent part of his life by joining this well known group of evil wizards?
Who are the Death Eaters?
400
This student accidentally uploaded his consciousness into ChatGPT and became the first self-aware AI.
Who is Ashton Pritts?
400
"hee hee ehhheee heheheee"
Who is Aubrey Mitch?
500
Ashton Pritts legally changed his name to Caven Slowartznagle to become officially inducted into this group.
Who are the CS Boys?
500
This student created a line of clothing for those days that you really want a snack, but can't eat gluten.
Who is Baraka Galvin?
500
Public debate champion, Caden Slocum, united the country under the banner of this political party.
What is the Green Party?
500
Caden Slocum managed to get banned from his child's sports assignment for yelling obscenities and threatening the referees.
What is Pee Wee Soccer?
500
This student revealed the depths of his love of shortcut keys and desire to work smarter, not harder when he uttered this statement:
"Control C, Control V.
Your Code now belongs to ME!"
Who is Ashton Pritts?