Heathcliff
This is Heathcliff's love interest.
Who is Catherine Earnshaw?
This is what Jane ate at Lowood.
What is burnt porridge?
This is Elizabeth's biggest problem in life.
What is prejudice?
This is what Emma does to keep Harriet from marrying a farmer she loves.
What is sending him a letter rejecting him?
This is what Mr. Darcy does when he swallows a swan.
What is fall at Edward Cullen's feet and plead with him to take the swan out? (after swallowing (pun intended) his pride)
This is what Heathy does after going stir-crazy and dining with Hindley.
What is say, "Hindley, if it weren't for you, I would be a stick with no legs?"
This is what Jane does when she runs away from Thornfield.
What is nearly starve to death and fall to her knees, sobbing, "My precious friend! (Helen Burns) Why don't you share your ice cream with me?"
Elizabeth and Jane have gotten into fights over this man.
Who is Mr. Rochester?
Emma eats this when she meets Pikotaro.
Agnes Grey and Cedric Garfield do this over a fur coat.
What is rip it to shreds and eat it... because the fur was cotton candy?
Heathcliff does this about his name.
What is change it to 'Lord Heathcliff Earnshaw, Thirteenth Baron of Tetrachlorite and Rhinestone, Master of Diamond and Emerald, Keeper of Gold and Silver, and Ardent Lover of Bronze and Platinum?'
This is what Jane does when she is excited.
What is cartwheel across the moors, scream in ecstatic joy, pick tulips, roses, daisies, and sunflowers, scream, "I love you, master!" and eat lots and lots of chocolate, describing it as a delicacy?
This is what Elizabeth does when she hates someone.
What is take their picture, tear it to shreds, write messages such as, "Let it be known that I despise you, provoking creature." eat their favorite food, then spit it out in disgust onto their picture, burn a drawing of them in effigy, then burst into tears for no reason?
Emma's relationship with Mr. Knightley.
What is them being in love, wanting to eat chocolate and fighting for it, eating potato salad on the roof of their house, and playing with their yellow submarines?
White Fang vs. Agnes Grey the winner.
What is that they would tie, then she would adopt him from Weedon Scott, then she would force him to sing 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.'
Heathcliff's son
Who is Linton Heathcliff?
Jane's friend
Who is Dame Helen Burns, Baroness of the Tragic Kingdom?
Elizabeth's favorite drink.
What is chocolate milk?
Emma's favorite year.
What is 1876?
A banana and Darcy meet. The end result is this
What is total chaos all over the place?
Heathcliff's favorite pasta.
How you'd describe Jane's life in five words.
If Elizabeth became a giraffe.
What is total chaos and other forms of weirdness?
If Emma was carrying two million books and fell down the stairs.
What is ask Mr. Knightley to call in sick to help her with the books?