Star Students
This is why Drake never got in trouble in my class.
Because no one's calling him on his cellphone.
Carly Rae Jepson might get mad at you, but I won't, if you refuse to do this in class.
What is call her, maybe?
If I accuse you of talking when you're not supposed to be, and you respond by saying, "It wasn't me!", this will be the response you get.
"Thank you, Shaggy."
What Adele told her daughter when she waved to her from across the playground.
What is, "Hello from the other slide!?"
This is why I can't tell you my joke about the International Space Station.
Because it'd just go over your head.
Why Charlie Puth doesn't get in trouble in my class nowadays.
He don't talk anymore.
Unless you're into stealing, this is what I want you to do as soon as you walk in.
What is take a seat?
If you keep on trying to cut class to use the bathroom by repeating the phrase, "I got to go", you will hear this response from Mr. M.
"Thank you, Gladys Knight."
What Elton John told me after I apologized for bumping into him on the street.
What is, "I'm still standing!"?
This is why I got fired from the calendar factory.
What is, "I took a day off."
Why Taio Cruz didn't always get in trouble for blurting out in my class.
Because he threw his hand up in the air sometimes.
I made an example out of Carrie Underwood's ex, by giving him a zero after he copied answers from someone else's paper, so...
What is maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
What I told a student when she told me she was hot, then a few seconds later told me she was cold.
"Thank you, Katy Perry."
Why I'm not gonna tell you my En Vogue joke.
Because you're never gonna get it.
Because he's a cheetah.
What Bruno Mars told me when I said I couldn't make it to the homecoming celebration with all the floats and convertibles.
What is, "I would catch a parade for you!"
In order to be eligible for the end of the quarter, Trojan Strong fiesta, you might have to disappoint the Beastie Boys in this way.
What is you gotta not fight for your right to party?
If you try to tell me you didn't do nothing, this will be Mr. M.'s response.
"Thanks for the confession, that was a double negative."
What The Spice Girls are gonna tell you.
What they want, what they really really want.
Were Usher, Lil John, and Ludacris good students for me?
Yeah.
I'm all about second chances, so after I gave George Michael a warning about wearing jeans that were ripped below the knee, he said this...
I'll never wear these pants again.
If you respond to my redirection by saying, "WHAT?" This is how Mr. M. will respond.
"OKAY!"
This is what I can't feel when I'm with you.
My face
This is why I can't tell you my construction joke.
I'm still working on it.