Dad Jokes
The best part about living in Switzerland.
What is The flag is a big plus?
A Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch and Nacho fries
What is Taco Bell?
"I'll drink water. Sometimes tomato juice, which I like. Sometimes orange juice, which I like. I'll drink different things. But the Coke or Pepsi boosts you up a little."
Who is Trump?
Learning that her ex had become engaged to another woman inspired her to write "Someone Like You", a No.1 hit in 2011.
Who is Adele?
What is a Cowboy?
This is how you catch a squirrel.
What is Climb a tree and act like a nut?
A southwest avocado salad and a daves triple.
What is Wendys?
"The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
Who is not Trump? (Ronald Reagan)
2021 saw the first stand-alone movie about this Marvel-ous title female, set during the time of Captain America: Civil War.
Who is Black Widow?
This Aunt has a house near the beach.
Who is Auntie Lou?
The state is known for its small drinks.
What is Minnesota?
An Impossible Slider with Smoked Cheddar Cheese?
What is White Castle?
"How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think. "
Who is not Trump? (Hitler)
What company memorably used the ad slogan “Think Different”?
Who is Apple?
Nicole's bestfriend ___ and her husband ___.
Who is Lisa and Joe?
A place that has ears but cannot hear.
What is a Cornfield?
A 2 Piece Pacific Cod Meal, including hushpuppies
What is Long John Silvers?
"I judge people based on their capability, honesty, and merit."
Who is Trump?
According to Billboard, who had the highest-grossing rock tour of 2023?
Who is Coldplay?
Brett's uncle runs a dumpster business that Brandon sometimes works for.
What is Ocean State Disposal?
This rock group has four men who don't sing.
What is Mount Rushmore?
The Cluck Sandwich (Hint this place is only found on the west coast)
What is Jack in the Box?
"The real reason Democrats are pushing for universal mail-in balloting has nothing to do with the global pandemic which originated in China; they simply believe it will help them win elections."
Who is Not Trump? (charlie kirk)
Known to sing a bit themselves, the cast of this hit tv show, presented a trophy at the MTV video music awards.
What is Glee?
Uncles: Peter, Al, George