Bands
Jim Morrison was the front of this band
The Doors
Referenced in Macklemore's "Thrift Shop," this artist peed
r kelly
This event was our most attended show inside the union, almost breaking the Legends record!
Night at the Zoo
This Russian was not only poisoned and survived, but also shot and drowned
Rasputin
The suicide of frontman Ian Curtis led to a New Order of command in this band
Joy Division
Gen Z is trying to cancel him
Eminem
This person was Club Shows chair before Tommy, as well as, briefly, Club Shows secretary before Tommy
Margie Ballard
This Ancient Greek philosopher was found guilty of corrupting the youth and poisoned with hemlock
Socrates
This band's name comes from the chemical name for poppers
Amyl and the Sniffers
This Canadian rapper has received global shame
Drake
Once upon a time, the Club Shows and Main Stage events were held at this hole in the ground.
Legends
This Macedonian died by poison maybe???
Alexander the Great
Elliot Smith got his start as guitarist for this band
Heatmiser
This influential 80's British pop songwriter has been accused of racism and xenophobia, and once compared factory farming to the holocaust.
Morrissey
Stage Shows and Concerts
The phrase "Don't Drink the Kool-Aid" comes from this mass poisoning event
Jonestown
This band is rumored to have written one of their most famous song for a Spider-Man broadway musical
Imagine Dragons
This singer of Great Balls of Fire married his 13 year old cousin
Jerry Lee Lewis
These people are who you email if you're going to miss a meeting.
Tommy and NADINE
This person has not died of poisoning yet, but only time will tell.
For the legal safety of APPS and myself, I have been advised not to continue this joke.