Shoutout to that Ex
This person's ex shares a name with a certain 2nd co plebe girl and likes guys who are hunting, fishing, and loving everyday
Hicks
Top shelf whiskey at a saloon in Fairhope
Rhodes Scholar, the best peer advisor ever, Jersey girl
Lil pup
The lifespan of a honey badger and the best USNA class
24 years
Brenna's favorite movie
Magic Mike
This person's girlfriend was 4'11'' and is one of God's great wonders for having dealt with this person's personality to include no spaghetti straps and no yoga pants
Bird
Some cheap Colombian tequila that is probably laced with roofies
Tanaka
He was the man during WWII, #PacificFleet #CozyLibrary
ADM Nimitz
Their diet wouldn't eat like Olivia but would eat Olivia
Carnivore
Penny stocks, Margot Robbie, bills bills bills, qualudes
Wolf of Wallstreet
This person gaslit their old girlfriend probable because he wants to take his kids to the woods and leave them alone
Julian
Church wine, blood of Christ ONLY
Gunny Gavin
Academy legend, dated his plebe summer detailer before plebe summer and called her a prostitute in an Annapolis Bar, chow call master
Jake Huard, Annapolis Movie
Black and white honeybadger that smells
Skunk
Patrick swayze, tight pants, sensual movement
Dirty dancing
This person's maybe ex (who knows) is the shortest man I've ever seen on the yard and has oversexualized a certain inanimate weight object
Four loko and crashes his bmw
Logan
Class of 24, recruited for boxing, knows the epic highs and lows of high school football
Archie Andrews
Cat honeybadger with the name of an Asian animal
Panda
Blue people, the wild, zoe saldana
Julian - Avatar
This ex who was completely unworthy of their significant other was a double timing backstabber who is from first co
Khiem and Brenna
designated driver, until their 21st birthday when they get white girl wasted
Brrrrrrrenna
Gumball
Logan Grove
Honeybadger don't care
crazy nastyass honeybadger
Hot russian spy that kills russians in tight leather suit with other superheroes
Gadelia - Avengers