Drunk History
The reason most people give “thanks” the morning after Thanksgiving.
What is Advil?
This bird gets stuffed more than anyone else on Thanksgiving.
What is the turkey?
The correct time to eat leftovers after midnight.
What is immediately?
The national sport of the day after Thanksgiving.
What is shopping?
Steve Martin just wants to get home for Thanksgiving, but John Candy has other plans in this chaotic road trip classic.
What is Planes, Trains & Automobiles?
What the Pilgrims really meant by “sharing the harvest.
What is passing the wine?
When you bring a “friend” home for the holidays and your mom starts planning the wedding.
What is a “situationship”?
The dish that magically multiplies in the fridge.
What is mashed potatoes?
The person you’ll tackle in Target for a $2 toaster.
What is a bargain hunter?
This iconic TV episode gave us the best Thanksgiving turkey-on-the-head moment ever.
What is Friends: “The One with All the Thanksgivings”?
The first toast of Thanksgiving usually includes this word.
What is “grateful” (or “cheers”)?
The cranberry sauce everyone secretly hates but won’t break up with.
What is the canned one?
This utensil becomes your best friend on Black Friday.
What is a fork?
The best shopping strategy: eat, nap, then do this.
What is shop online?
Will Ferrell plays a man raised by elves who eats spaghetti with syrup and calls everyone a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
What is Elf?
The scientific term for when wine and mashed potatoes hit your bloodstream.
What is a “gravy buzz”?
The dating red flag: when they show up with this store-bought dessert.
What is grocery store pumpkin pie?
The moment you realize your fridge smells like gravy forever.
What is Tuesday?
The store that turns peaceful people into gladiators.
What is Walmart?
Bruce Willis crashes a Christmas party, saves hostages, and redefines “holiday spirit” with explosions.
What is Die Hard?
When the host says “just one more glass,” they really mean this.
What is “finish the bottle”?
What it’s called when your Thanksgiving crush leaves with someone else.
What is a “turkey dump”?
The Thanksgiving version of “Netflix and chill.”
What is “Gravy and nap”?
The real reason people camp outside Best Buy.
What is to avoid family cleanup?
A young boy gets a Red Ryder BB gun and a lifetime of warning to “not shoot his eye out.
What is a Christmas Story?