She can't swim. Not a year ago, and certainly not now
Eve
They enslaved a race powerful enough to create the world itself, and we don't know a thing about how they did it
The Enemy
She can't read
Me uwu
Is it a flop if it's someone else's fault? Zach, one of the Ecathian students, specialized in this magical skill
Wardsmithing
Despite their squeaky clean reputation, they were allied with the conquering armies of Llesk during the Mage Wars
Hodor
Ariel's destinel name -'The Boneyard'- is a prophecy about this event
The creation of The Bone King
Practitioners of this forbidden art are known in Khemerah as 'flux kidnappers'. Alune must have agreed.
Necromancy
Say the thing, ploop!
Nothing ever happens
Sak and I both made characters in this archetype that flopped. Funnily enough, one of their last rps was in scene together in Alamosa
Vampire hunters
Seville swore so much because she (and all her Sumnori countrymen) had this kind of accent
A Brooklyn accent
Lenor suffers from the beginnings of this affliction
Parkinsons
Not teccccchnically genocide. But she did obliterate an entire town in Alamosa and then control herself rigidly in the kingdom of their ancestral enemy
Eve
From the woman who brought you Kimanikoan and Alamosian, there's this gem of mispronounciation
Luh-luh-lesk
Two out of only three characters ever made for this race dropped out of existence after just a few rps
Fiestenim
These two kingdoms, now polar opposites, were once part of the same island. Penisula? Whatever
Llesk and Khemerah
He canonically has a terrible sense of direction- good thing he can at least read a map!
Sak (the character)
Before Ecathia/Lusidia was ushered out, Greak and Beast proposed its government have several shady cover-ups, most notably this
Under-the-table medical trials
Beast is reading an entirely different forum than us. He gave us takes such as 'Raphael is a mellow dude', 'the bk is the mold's host', and this one about another ruler
Aegirin is sorry about his war crimes
Greak's pirate sailed this unlucky vessel, and while she wrote a character with a serious backstory and personality, me and urmar just memed really hard. Amadou was also there?
The San Sebastan
One of four rulers who remembers pre-Mage Wars Kaoluria, this kingdom's ruler is the only one not personally acquanted with the A'aru
Kimaniko
A childhood of starvation and poverty left a mark on him. He's never eaten an apple on screen, but if he did, he'd eat the core too (DAILY DOUBLE)
Edu
Despite his impressive resume of warcrimes and homicide, he only ranks 6th on Sak's official list of Tomt Convention violators, beneath both surviving cabal members and a REDACTED name. Maybe it's been updated since that QOTD
Brand
As a dig about Don's inactivity and refusal to do anything but post memes, the Untermeer populating the North Pole are named this
Jiffs
Ak's second kingdom was in approval limbo for a while, as urmar opposed it on the grounds that a culture of firearm proficiency should be exclusive to Alamosa. It didn't matter- once it was approved, it never saw play
Slavogrod
At the third CoC, Raphael and Kylduni opened by distributing bottles of this New Bellan spirit to everyone
Voitin