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What is the programming language developed by James Gosling at Sun Microsystems and named after the type of coffee from Indonesia?
Java
Famous for its beignets and coffee-and-chicory roast, Cafe du Monde has operated since 1862 in the French Market of what American city?
New Orleans
President Obama says he most often drinks how many cups of coffee per day?
zero
Why don’t snakes drink coffee?
Because it makes them viperactive.
What’s the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy
Just down the street from Monica's apartment, Central Perk was a fictional coffee shop and gathering spot for the title characters of what long-running sitcom?
Friends
What 5th largest park in NYC is located between the upper west and upper east sides of Manhattan? The coffee shop featured on “Friends” was a pun on this iconic location.
Central Park
What is the name of the mustachioed fictional face of the Colombian Coffee Growers Federation, who often appeared in commercials with his mule, Conchita?
Juan Valdez
What does this represent? ‘COF FEE’
Coffee break. The word coffee is broken into two pieces.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Alternating layers of ladyfingers soaked in a coffee-liqueur combo with mascarpone cheese and chocolate gets you what uplifting Italian dessert?
Tiramisu
A "kahveci" is an expert in brewing a type of coffee known for using very finely-ground unfiltered coffee. This type of coffee is often attributed to what European country?
Turkey
Despite his well-documented passion for wine, what US president wrote that coffee was his “favorite drink of the civilized world"?
Thomas Jefferson
Why do they call coffee mud?
Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Coffee roasting has three main steps: the drying stage, the _____ stage, and the roasting stage.
Browning
Literally translating as "drink coffee," Toma Café is a beloved coffee shop in the Malasaña neighborhood of what European capital city?
Madrid
Of what famously frugal president have historians noted that "he was almost entirely indifferent to food except that he liked apples and hot coffee?"
Abraham Lincoln
How are coffee beans like kids?
They’re always getting grounded!
What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
Mugging!
A cup of drip coffee with a shot of espresso added is called what -- also a word used to describe an overnight flight on an airline?
redeye
Sightglass, Saint Frank, and Philz are all acclaimed coffee shops in what West Coast city?
San Francisco
Which German composer of “Ode to Joy” was an obsessive coffee fan, reportedly insisting on exactly 60 beans being used in his daily cup?
Ludwig van Beethoven
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Because it must be ground before it is used.
What does a coffee lover say when they’re hitting on you?
I’ve been thinking about you a latte.