(All things GCS)
A little pain gets me going
2 points - Eye/AVPU
It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all my clothes!!!
Hyperthermia
I'm deep and fast because my numbers are way too high
Kussmaul's
I'm playing a one-person game of twister
Dystonia
I'm an unexpected roadblock in the cerebral circulation highway
Ischemic Stroke
I'm a little confused
4 Points
Bye-bye serotonin and norepinephrine
Tri-cyclic Antidepressant Overdose
I am chaotic, rapid and shallow with periods of regular apnea
Biot's Respirations
Uncle Leo can't lift his eyebrows
Bells Palsy
I'm am the Mt Vesuvius of the Cerebral Highway
Hemorrhagic Stroke
Your cell phone and I have something in common
GCS of 3
I'm in my teens and definitely not giving you my number
Hypoglycemic
Crescendo-Decrescendo Cycle associated with Herniation
Cheyne (Sha-Nay-Nay) Stokes Breathing
Its not a tumor, Actually, It is a tumor!!!!
Neoplasm
We sound the same but one deals with difficulty speaking while the other swallowing
Aphasia vs Aphagia
I am reverting back to my days as a caveman
2 points - Incomprehensible sounds
My pee looks like tea and I got the feva!!!!
Sepsis - SAE
Abnormal, reflexive respiratory pattern, looks like gasping
Agonal Respirations
I'm from the west coast and Mary had a little one!!!!
LAMS - LA Motor Score
Bradycardia and Irregular Respiratory Patterns are looking for their friend
Widening Pulse Points
Mr. Glasgow showing his flex
3 Points - Decorticate Posturing
I'm not salty but am the problem!!!!
Hyponatremia
You can see me suck in and push out when I breath if you look close
Paradoxical Movement
Some people farm for it while other experience it before a seizure
Aura
You walk through me and sometimes I'm staggered
Gait