This was my most visited bar in college, and probably still is all-time
What is Legends?
This is my favorite international Illini basketball player, excluding the current roster
My middle name
What is Patrick?
This drug had me seeing only colors while being airlifted over the Austrian Alps
What is ketamine?
This city is where Sam and I got engaged in February of last year
What is Fort Lauderdale?
This was my squad number in MI all four years
What is Squad 9?
The only football jersey I've ever owned was for this 2010s Bears WR
Who is Brandon Marshall?
My height in feet and inches
What is 5'10"?
This person was inadvertently responsible for my fourth shoulder dislocation after tripping into me on the beach
Who is Bernard Kossack?
Sam and I's courtship in college included playing the daily crossword from this newspaper
What is the Washington Post?
I had this hairstyle for most of my young childhood, mostly because I hated the barber's
What is a bowl cut?
I cried for over an hour after getting the jersey for Sean Marshall and immediately learning he'd been recently traded from this team
Who are the Chicago Cubs?
Within a minute, how much older I am than Brian (Brian may not answer)
What is five minutes?
The venue of my most recent shoulder dislocation, which happened while getting bodied going for a ball
What is a basketball court?
Sam's favorite sweet is this dense dessert, particularly the one from Biaggi's
What is cheesecake?
One of the two nicknames I had in middle school, both of which related, in a way, to a powdery substance (Brian and Josh must name both if answering)
What is Coco or Pixy Stix?
This was my favorite position to play in Little League, though it always went to the coach's righty son
What is first base?
My job title (which I've held in two distinct time periods) and my company
What is an Actuarial Analyst at Old Republic?
The instrument I played at the winter band concert hours after my first shoulder dislocation in 2018
What is a euphonium?
Other than Marmalade, Sam's favorite animal is this aquatic mammal
What is a seal?
I won Scholastic Bowl regionals at this high school, alma mater of Ronald Reagan
What is Dixon High School?
Within thirty seconds, my fastest 5K time (about 13 1/2 minutes faster than my Sousa 5K time!)
What is 19:32?
Within five, my highest ranking on the MarioKart Wii's 32-race speedrun leaderboards.
What is 70th?
My TD and INT totals before going flying on a punt return in the second quarter of the bones-trumpets football game
What is one TD and one INT?
I nearly missed the awards for this high school club's competition to go to Culver's with Sam shortly before we started officially dating
What is Math Team?