This stuffed bear was gifted to Colin at a young age.
Who is Gatlin?
This fizzy beverage is Colin's kryptonite.
What is Dr. Pepper?
Frontwoman of Colin's favorite band, Colin just won't shut up about this artist.
Who is Hayley Williams?
According to young Colin, this animal's most prominent trait is that it doesn't wear clothes.
What is a Meerkat?
According to young Colin you can find these on your chest not in a coin jar.
What are "Nickels?"
This orange marsupial wears only jeans and sneakers in his game of the same name.
Who is Crash Bandicoot? (Cash Banooca)
She bit herself to then later blame Colin for said bite.
Who is Karlee?
This piece of headwear was left in Wisconsin and had to be shipped home.
What is the bear hat?
These two complimentary colors are Colin's former and current favorite colors.
What is purple and yellow?
This classic storyteller often gets Colin singing along to Dad's work playlist.
Who is Billy Joel?
Inspiring a future tattoo, this bird much like Colin can hold grudges for up to 7 years.
What is a Crow?
Colin pleaded to his parents to save his cereal from Karlee with this all timer line.
What is "Too Many Days?" (She had the same cereal for)
Colin competed in this collaboration of a fighting game for 3 years.
What is Super Smash Bros? (Ultimate)
She famously set Colin ablaze.
Who is Becca?
This handheld gaming console was passed down to Colin from his dear older sister.
What is a GameBoy? (Advance SP)
Colin loved this vegetable so much, he'd rather have it than ice cream.
What is Broccoli?
She is the poster child of Colin's emo or "sad lesbian" music taste.
Who is Phoebe Bridgers?
Karlee put Colin to shame by picking up this subject of a "bravery test."
What is a Crayfish?
In Catan you can trade for this in return for a brick or wood.
What is a "Sheepy Peepee?"
Colin and Karlee used this game as exercise and homeschool P.E. credit.
What is Just Dance?
She brutally murdered "PB and J" with a pair of scissors.
Who is Kaitlyn?
Colin and Karlee received these stuffed animals that doubled as online pets.
What are Webkinz?
This food is Colin's current favorite takeout option.
What is a Poke Bowl?
Colin has seen twenty one pilots more than once in concert. This artist also shares that trait.
Who is Hippo Campus/Lucy Dacus/MUNA?
Some Floridian reptiles will extend this piece of skin to assert dominance.
What is a Dewlap?
When formally dressed Kaitlyn asked how she looked, a young Colin replied with this confidence booster.
What is "Smokin' Hot As Bacon?"
The creature Rachel's kids lovingly refer to as "The Big Belly Guy" can be fought in this game series.
What is Monster Hunter?
She famously gifted me a singular cheese curl.
Who is Rachel?
The name given to the 1994 Saturn Twin Cam that was Colin's first car.
Who is Richard/Dick?
This 1 vs 1 strategy board game was Colin's favorite.
What is Stratego?
This hit early 2010s song was performed by Colin both at the Miller's "Oscar Party" and on YouTube.
What is "Forget You by Cee Lo Green?"
Much like a phoenix, this beetle often represents death and rebirth.
What is a Scarab?
Colin enjoys reading this as an adult but could not pronounce as a child.
What is "Pee Try?" (Poetry)
This watercolor puzzle platformer is Colin's favorite video game.
What is GRIS?
She partook in the massacre and burial of my iPod touch.
Who is Karlee?