Clarify the Rumor
Friend: "The teacher hates you!"
"What I mean is he is just strict."
Amiga: "I saw the teacher crying in his car..."
"Are you saying that he broke up with his girlfriend?!"
"Maybe he is rethinking his entire life."
A teacher at 7:00 AM without bathing and smelly is...
He is not qualified because he doesn't take care of his hygiene.
What you need to tolerate the teacher's terrible dad jokes.
You need the qualification of extreme patience.
Amiga: "I saw your boyfriend talking to another girl at the party..."
"Are you saying that he is cheating on me?!"
Profesor: "Do you think my class is boring?"
"What I'm trying to say is today's topic is hard!"
Amiga: "The teacher is not coming today..."
"Does that mean we don't have class today?"
A teacher with 3 degrees who doesn't know how to turn on the projector.
He is not qualified to use technology.
What you need to become the teacher's favorite student.
The only qualification is to have all the class attendance
Novio: "I don't want to go to your graduation party."
"In my opinion, you are not qualified to be my boyfriend anymore."
Friend: "OMG, you failed the test!"
"I mean... yeah, you failed... for real. Lol."
Amiga: "The teacher looks at Sarah's TikToks..."
"Are you saying that she is his favorite student?!"
A teacher who uses zero memes or colors in his slides.
He is not qualified because his class is boring.
What you need to say "present" for your missing friends.
Being skilled at coming up with excuses the teacher hasn't heard before.
Amiga: "Your ex is dating someone new."
"What I mean is I don't care, he is in the past."
Friend: "Did you say my outfit looks weird?"
"What I meant to say was your style is very vintage."
Real answer: yes.
Amiga: "He changed all the topics for the final exam..."
"Are you saying that we are going to fail?!"
A teacher who cancels class because he is emotionally stressed.
He feels emotionally unqualified today.
Studying only 10 minutes before the exam...
..does not qualify you to get a 10.
Novio: "Who is that guy who liked your photo on Instagram?"
"What I'm trying to say is he is just a classmate from university."
Friend: "The teacher cancelled the exam because he is lazy."
"What I'm trying to say is he is really lazy, like, literally..."
"The teacher is moving to another city next month..."
"Are you saying he is leaving the university?!"
A teacher who grades the whole classroom wrong by mistake.
He is not qualified to grade our performance.
Surviving when the teacher says: "I will choose the pairs for the project."
You need high qualifications in emotional/soft skills/tolerance control.
Amiga: "My boyfriend didn't text me good morning today."
"If you ask me, that is a huge red flag! Also, he doesn't deserve you."