That argument is too well put together, so I'll reword it so that it's easier to refute
What is a Straw Man argument?
This Greek philosopher developed the concept of techniques in persuasion
Who is Aristotle?
As tall as a mountain
What is a Simile?
Save Money. Live Better.
What is Walmart?
Changing the words in a statement can be the difference between something being considered cold or being considered refreshing
What is Connotation?
My favorite sports team won while I was wearing the team jersey, so that must have helped them win
Originally from multiple words that mean "to suffer", this more modern version simply means to evoke strong emotion
What is Pathos?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
What is Alliteration?
15 Minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance
What is Geico?
You can't prove it wrong, so technically it could be considered true
What is Assertion?
If you state a fallacy with enough of this, it will sound more convincing to whoever you're talking to
What is confidence?
It's only logical
What is Logos?
Zap! Pow! Whoosh!
What is Onomatopoeia?
It gives you wings
What is Red Bull?
A story or an opinion based on experience
What is an Anecdote?
This fallacy is present when someone states "blueberries are good for you because they are full of antioxidants."
What is Begging the Question?
Trust me, I'm the expert on this
What is Ethos?
Cartoons that have animals talking and walking on two legs utilize this for their characters
What is personification?
Have it Your Way
What is Burger King?
These kinds of words are designed to get a reaction out of you
What are Buzz Words/Loaded Words?
You feel like you have to choose between either vanilla or chocolate while the ice cream shop actually offers over 30 different flavors
What is a False Dilemma?
Originally meaning word or reason in Greek
What is Logos?
It's raining cats and dogs
What is an Idiom?
Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh what a relief it is
What is Alka-Seltzer?
Judging the quality of all chips based on experience only with Doritos would be a wild one of these
What is a Generalization?