Addition
1 + 1 =
2
1 x 1 =
1
1 divided by 1 =
1
1 -1 =
0
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
18 + 18 =
36
6 x 6 =
36
10 divided by 2 =
5
122 - 63 =
59
What did the pizza say to the delivery man?
You don´t pepper-own me.
64 + 64 =
128
12 x 12 =
144
144 divided by 12 =
12
321 - 97 =
224
What type of person doesn't like pizza?
A weir-dough.
1,111 + 1,111 =
2,222
11 x 11 =
121
1,000 divided by 25 =
40
678 - 765 =
-87
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they needed the dough!
300 + 1, 111 =
1, 411
50 + 50 - 25 x 0 + 2 + 2 =
4
315.9 divided by 13 =
24.3
1,000,000 - 250 =
999750
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he's such a fungi.