What has to be broken before you can use it?
Egg
What do you light first: candle, lamp, fireplace?
A match
A man walks the wrong way on a one-way street but isn’t breaking the law. How?
He is walking
How many sides does a circle have?
2 sides. (Inside and Outside)
A man pushes his car and becomes bankrupt. Why?
He is playing Monopoly
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
If you take 2 apples from 3, how many do you have?
2
A girl falls from a 20-story building and survives. How?
Fell from a low floor
What month has 28 days?
All of them (12)
A man shaves many times a day but still has a beard. Why?
He is a barber.
What can travel around the world while staying in one place?
Stamp
If you pass 2nd place, what place are you in?
2nd Place
A man jumps out of a plane and survives. How?
Plane is on the ground
What has hands but cannot clap?
Clock
A woman shoots, drowns, and hangs her husband—but he survives. How?
Camera/Photo
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Coin
What question can you never answer “yes” to?
Are you asleep?
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A man is found dead with headphones on and a backpack. What happened?
He was skydiving and the parachute didn’t open.
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
Circle
If 5 machines make 5 items in 5 minutes, how long for 100 machines to make 100 items?
5 minutes
A father dies in a crash, but the surgeon says “that’s my son.” How?
The surgeon is the mother
A house has all sides facing south. A bear passes by. What color is it?
White (North Pole)
A man is found dead in a locked room with water on the floor. What happened?
He stood on ice