Bad Book Reviews
“Movie better than book. How?” Too much info that gets you bored. It's like trying to describe an unknown object to a blindfolded person. You keep repeating same thing in round about way. Watch the Netflix movie instead, it only covers one story but done so much better.
Men Without Women - Haruki Marukami
“I've come to believe that love is actually the weirdest monster out there. And if you think love doesn't rip people to bloody shreds - you're dead wrong!”
Karen - My Favorite Thing is Monsters
In The Anomaly, they find out they are living in a___
Simulation
Wife cheats and dies and bro never gets over it.
Drive My Car
This author used to tell horror stories at the playground.
Emil Ferris
"But why lead with any of that when I can just say, CHILD NARRATOR ALERT! QUIRKY CHILD NARRATOR ALERT.... Dear God, is there any worse conceit? Their dumbass invented language for things? Their irritatingly constricted world review?
My Favorite Things is Monsters - Emil Ferris
“Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it.”
Ifemelu - Americanah
The predator who saves Anka from the concentration camp___
Schutz
Bitter French man disguises his hatred for America as a Sci-Fi novel.
The Anomaly
This author was inspired by Chinua Achebe’s 1958 novel Things Fall Apart.
Adichie
“Pretentious Garbage” This book is far too long, with underdeveloped characters and a science fiction story which is never explained. Parts of it are clever and amusing, but overall it stinks.
The Anomaly - Herve Le Tellier
“There is something admirable that always surpasses knowledge, intelligence, and even genius, and that is incomprehension."
Victor - The Anomaly
After the transformation in Fever Dream, David loses half his____
Soul
Move to scenic town expecting happiness but instead gets sick and die.
Fever Dream
Steve Carell starred as the main character in a adaptation of this text.
Uncle Vanya
“Big disappointment!” This is the story of a whiny, self-absorbed woman and not a good story. Everything is wrong with the world, except her.
Americanah - Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
“But I’m going to die in a few hours. That’s going to happen, isn’t it? It’s strange how calm I am. Because even though you haven’t told me, I know. And still, it’s an impossible thing to tell yourself.”
Nina - Fever Dream
What item does Scheherezade steal from the house she breaks into?
Shirt
Young girl encounters every traumatic event ever yet her most important issue is her sexuality.
My Favorite Thing is Monsters
This author owned a jazz bar for seven years called “Peter Cat”.
Haruki Murakami
By far the most disturbing and dark book that I have ever read. Only redeeming factor was that it was short.
Fever Dream - Samantha Schweblin
“Like dry ground welcoming the rain, he let the solitude, silence, and loneliness soak in.”
Kino, Men without Women
Kino starts finding ____ around his bar....
Snakes
Girl moves to new country, ghosts boyfriend and runs her mouth online to cope.
Americanah
This author helped their grandfather at his engraving studio as a kid, where she would read her writings to his students during their breaks.
Samanta Schweblin