Poke a Man
I use a pokemon as a bookmark. Which one is it?
Murkrow.
This famous cartoon character first appeared with this short known as "Steamboat Willie"
Willie The Poo
Coke or Pepsi?
It Depends
Who is the yellow sponge with both bob and sponge in his name?
Bob Spongee
I played a game and afterwards, the palm of my hand got a blister, what game was it?
Mario Party
none of your business.
This famous fast food chain has the name of a koopaling from Super Mario as it's name
Koopalings: Larry, Morton, Wendy, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, Ludwig
Morton's
Which Smash bros character is so gay, that it's quite literally in their name?
Mr. Game and watch (bonus points if you get Luigi aka my bi awakening)
This little piggie is...
in my sock.
One time, I wanted to watch Toy story 2 with my Dad, but he was in the bathroom, how long did it take him to get out?
40-50 mins
This character is extremely popular, their main color is yellow, they have red cheeks and a yellow tail with brown at the bottom. Who's that Pokemon?
Sonichu! (for your mental sanity do NOT look up)
This extremely popular NES classic featuring a mostly blue robot main character is known as what?
Mini Boy
What color are my shoes
Chicken
What are you doing when you make a sound like A__oo while you're sick?
Coughing
One time, I vomited and I was confused as to why. Why did I vomit?
Because I ate an old chocolate bar and immediately did like 26 laps around my backyard at extreme speeds.
Which Pokemon caused over 100 kids in japan have to go to the hospitial
What do you do in your free time?
You think, "man, Nilsy is the most handsome, intelligent, awesome, hilarious, talented person ever".
How do you draw a perfect circle?
First you go like this, then you erase some of the more detailed features, and then one two three...a circle! Thingy.
Who would win? Glass Joe 1-99 or Mike Tyson 50-7
Dr. Eggman
One time, Ms. Lisa gave me a horrible illness, what was it?
The Spanish Flu. (In cute little plush form)
Which Pokemon can deal the most amount of damage in one attack? (under very specific circumstances)
Shuckle!
What do you do when you have a task that you're too lazy or too stupid to do?
Call the local handyman with no hands!
Squidward
Tennis Balls
Australians tend to...
breathe.
In 6th grade, I told myself, if I got stuck on a homework assignment, I would eat a Warhead. How many Warheads did I eat by the end of the year?
None. This story was fake.