Dank Memes
Thomas the Dank Engine
An artist who is named after a window cleaning solution.
Lil Windex
This song is notoriously related to Shrek. The lead singer of the performing band is stuck in the late nineties and probably still lives in his parents' basement
Five Star- Smashmouth
A rainbow haired idiot
6ix9ine
A song named for a man and a body of water
Ocean Man
Named after a wipe you clean surfaces with.
Lil Kloroxxx
Was the only hit of an artist who is named after the solid version of water, and was popular until people realized that he literally just stole the beat from someone else.
Ice Ice Baby- Vanilla Ice
This artist tried to marry a 15 year old and his underage pursuits just haven't stopped since then
R. Kelly
A song by Childish Gambino remixed by Carl Wheezer
Redbone (Carl Wheezer Cover)
Named after a part of a toe.
Lil Toenail
This song by Norwegian band A-ha was popular in the eighties
Take On Me
This artist has been arrested for everything from assault and battery to drug possession and even dogfighting
DMX
This skinny blond haired kid is far from God, but his name would suggest otherwise.
Slim Jesus
This country/rap breakthrough song rose to popularity recently
Old Town Road
This very well known artist from the eighties (who is now deceased) had a reputation for, let's say, taking in younger children
Michael Jackson
DJ Khaled's very unfortunate former name.
Arab Attack