If there are 6 apples, and you take away 4... How many do you have?
4, because you took 4 away!
I enjoy taking leisure 20+ mile walks, having no images of myself on the internet and brown liquids
Keith
What was JPMorgan's full name?
First for sale in 1895 and has been roughly the same price as a subway ride
Pizza slice
Another name for the 2009 H1N1 virus
Swine Flu
What gets wetter as it drys?
A towel
I enjoy unique Coke flavors, think I'm pretty tall, live in the midtown uniform and volunteer with Minds Matter
Michael or Simon
What year was JPMorgan founded1?
1Founded date is by earliest predecessor
1799
Cost to get a license (medallion) to operate a taxicab
$1 million
Spread throughout Europe during the 14th century
Bubonic Plague or Black Death
How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
1 time! because once you subtract 5 from 25, you would be subtracting 5 from 20...
I enjoy talking about my yeast mother and have consistently had surgery before any major Doug meeting
Kit
What interesting thing did JP Morgan (person not bank) do before anyone else in the world?
a) Visit every country in the world
b) Become President of the New World Society
c) Own the first billion-dollar company
d) Fund the World Peace Organization
JP Morgan purchased Carnegie Steel and huge metal ore reserves and founded US Steel
This invention was created in NYC in 1857 but is currently in short supply due to COVID
Toilet paper
What SARS stands for
Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome
If I am holding a bee, what do I have in my eye?
Beauty, because it is in the eye of the beholder...
I could be a member of the F.I.R.E. movement and often make too many (or too few) dad jokes
Maneesh
In almost every picture of JP Morgan (person) in JPMorgan (Company), this item has been edited to not be shown in his hand
Has its own zip code
Empire State Building
In addition to flu-like symptoms, it causes a rash in small bumps or blisters
Smallpox
A rebus is a pictogram that represents a word, phrase, or saying. For example, "Ci ii" represents "See eye to eye." What word or phrase does the following rebus represent: O_ER_T_O_?
A pain-less operation
O_ER_T_O_
OPERATION
I always carry a contagious smile on my face and one of my favorite snack is funyuns with ice cream
Mercy
So you might know JPMorgan's real name, but who was the namesake of Chase? He was also the Secretary of Treasury to Abraham Lincoln
Salmon P. Chase
Madison Square Park, Washington Square Park, Union Square Park, and Bryant Park all used to be this.
Cemeteries
Year of the Spanish Flu
1918