GCom-etry Lessons
Service Semantics
Dolla Dolla Bills
Random Ways to
Describe Clients
Like a Rickroll
100

What year was GCommerce founded?

2002

100

This paid service is typically known as the most bottom-of-funnel.

Paid Search

100

What is the GCommerce media fee?

10%

100

It's always 5 o'clock at these properties.

The Margaritaville properties

100

What modern-day item made a cameo in the finale of Game of Thrones?

A Starbucks cup

200

What year was Metadesk introduced?

2022

200

Usually the least expensive service for clients with small budgets.

Facebook/Meta

200

What is the most universal metric for comparing revenue with clients?

ROAS

200

You can pour yourself a cup of ambition here.

Dollywood

200

What country did Hawaiian style pizza originate?

Canada

300

What does the "G" stand for in GCommerce?

Gemstone

300

The revenue is almost always view-through.

Display

300

What does PPS stand for?

Pay-per-stay

300

This 5-star client sits very close to where a famous tea party once happened.

Boston Harbor Hotel

300

What year was the Twilight movie released?

2008

400

As of today, how many employees does GCommerce have?

44

400

Produces some of the largest and most profitable contracts.

Web Design & Development

400

Which year was our biggest in terms of client growth and revenue on record?

2023

400

Like a Phoenix, reborn from the ashes...literally.

Meadowood

400

How many states does the Appalachian Trail cross?

14 States

500

How many rebrands has GCommerce gone through?

5

500

The fake service listed on GCom's website

Sign Spinz

500

In 2024, which client did we collect the largest bill from?

The Brando - $310,000 media deposit

500

This property will make you an offer you can't refuse.

The Brando

500

What does URL stand for?

Uniform Resource Locator

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