Every 3-8 years, or every 10 years, depending on the type
What is an IUD?
A monthly contraceptive and a carnival game
What is a vaginal ring toss?
IUD
What is the uterus?
The only contraceptive which also prevents sexually transmitted infections
What are condoms?
A copper allergy
What is the copper IUD?
Every 3 years
What is the hormonal implant (Nexplanon)?
The contraception of Xulane/Twirla, and a movie where Robin Williams plays a doctor
Tubal Ligation
What are the fallopian tubes?
This type of contraceptive may not work as well for people with higher BMIs
What is the patch or emergency contraception?
Irregular cycles
What is the fertility awareness method?
13-15 weeks
What is depo-provera?
An injectable contraceptive and a track and field event where a heavy ball is thrown
What is depo shot put?
Nexplanon
What is the arm?
This type of birth control pill is safe to use right after giving birth
What are progestin-only pills?
Toxic shock syndrome
What are diaphragms?
Weekly
What is a contraceptive patch?
An alternative strategy if the first one fails and a brand of emergency contraception.
What is Backup Plan B?
Contraceptive Patch
What is the skin?
This non-hormonal contraceptive helps lower the risk for uterine cancer
What is a copper IUD?
Long-term use of corticosteroid therapy in women with a history of, or risk factors for, nontraumatic (frailty) fractures
What is depo-provera?
Unlike the contraceptive sponge, this barrier method requires additional spermicide before each subsequent act of intercourse.
What is a diaphragm?
A fertility sign that changes throughout the menstrual cycle and the protective substance that blocks the cervix during pregnancy?
What is Cervical Mucus Plug?
Vasectomy (be specific!)
What is the vas deferens?
This is the most common reason for discontinuation of the contraceptive implant and is not, by itself, evidence that the method is ineffective.
What is irregular/unpredictable bleeding?
Migraine with aura is a contraindication to contraceptives containing this hormone due to increased stroke risk.
What is estrogen?