Full House
Director 101
Do you want the (Oldest) House Tour?
Everyday Objects, Interesting Outcomes
Redacted
100

This hard working individual hired you in the beginning but somehow finds him self in various locations, including on vacation(?)

Who is Ahti?

100

This secretive government organization dedicates itself to documenting unexplainable paranatural occurrences.

What is the Federal Bureau of Control?

100

Pull the string, ring the bell and find the key to pass through this liminal space on your way through the house. Although I don't see the waterfront...

What is the Oceanview Motel?

100

A symbol of your promotion, this item is your trusty sidekick that shifts to your needs.

What is the Service Weapon?

100

Throw on your cassette player and blast some Old Gods of Asgard as you navigate these shifting hallways towards your goal.

What is the Ashtray Maze?

200

You have been separated for 17 years but you are convinced you'll find this individual in the house.

Who is Dylan Faden?

200

An unknown force that makes people murmur and take their shirts off

What is the Hiss?

200

Home base for much of the journey, this area of the map is home to board rooms, offices and the central elevator.

What is the Executive Sector?


200

This outdated relic of data storage is somehow imbued with the power to throw objects with your mind

What is the Floppy Disk?

200

Find Phillip begging for help as he keeps his eyes on this task for the last 24 hours. Maybe you can help him?

What is Fridge Duty?

300

This pyramid loving employer communicates in confusing subtitles that lead you questioning everything.

Who is The Board

300

A voice in your head and guiding presence, this being has been with you since your were a child.

Who is Polaris?

300

A Town located in the state of Maine, this location while not originally part of the oldest house was recreated in ways after a significant event impacting Jesse

What is Ordinary?

300

Go round in circles on this mount before getting the ability to lunge at top speeds.

What is the Merry-go-round Horse?

300

An unsettling educational series that uses puppets to teach paranatural concepts to children.

What is the Threshold Kids?

400

Appearing to you in projected visions of guidance, this individual preceded you but also caused most of your problems when he flipped through some slides in the nostalgia department

Who is Zachariah Trench?

400

These everyday items have something very peculiar to them that requires some special protocols, possibly even containment. Yet they don't give any fun powers.

What is an Altered Item?

400

This extra-dimensional space acts as the testing ground for new abilities and home of disembodied voices.

What is the Astral Plane?

400

This device, initially constructed for entertainment, provides the ability of falling very slowly.

What is the Benicoff TV?

400

This repeated spoken phrase is seems to be rather contagious. Despite it seeming catchy and fun, you don't succumb to the peer pressure.

What is the Hiss Incantation?

500

Known for taking off his shirt when things get tough, this dynamite scientist loved to film himself and ramble about his discoveries

Who is Doctor Casper Darling?
500

These reality breaking events are significant enough to get their own acronym but often have more redactions than the epstein files.

What is an Altered World Event (AWE)?

500

Overseen by Frederick Langston, this containment area holds dangerous items like A Pink Flamingo, Ramen Lantern, Swan Boat and The Arctic Queen Refrigerator

What is the Panopticon?

500

Coating itself in nearby rubble, this item is also known for protecting household valuables.

What is the Home Safe?

500

A beacon in the darkest recesses of possibility for more than 29 years, this late-night radio show takes calls from citizens who have paranormal stories

What is America Overnight?

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