Cayla's Bands
Recently, this British pop group celebrated 10 years since the band's formation (and 5 since they went on indefinite hiatus)
Who are One Direction?
This is Ryan's self-proclaimed "main sport," where he plays long-pole and is infamous for using it to push down the socks of opponents
What is lacrosse?
This terrible one-liner "dad joke" is usually said when Dad sees two people in close vicinity, both on their phones
What is "are you guys texting each other?"
This 80s-inspired song by The 1975 was added to a few yoga playlists after Cayla played it in the car too much
What is Love Me?
This dog came into the family at the age of three on the Fourth of July and has since grown to the tender old age of ten and counting
Who is Squints?
This Australian band rose to fame after opening for One Direction, and just released their fourth studio album, CALM
Who are 5 Seconds of Summer?
Ryan has played this sport for the Chaos since he was little and will continue to play in the fall for the high school
What is soccer?
When Dad tells us to shut the garage, he is constantly warning us of these specific types of people
What are "tool thieves?"
The most recent single by Glades is named after the dizziness linked to heights
What is Vertigo?
This dog has been dubbed "The Dog I Didn't Want" by Dad and is still too young to have grown into her feet, earning her the nickname "Big Dumb Paws"
Who is Peanut?
Cayla has a massive crush on Jed Elliott, the bassist of this British rock band, whose lead singer has been called a modern Freddie Mercury
Who are The Struts?
Ryan played this sport briefly for two winters in a local recreational league based at Riverwinds before deciding it wasn't for him
What is basketball?
This line is usually said when Dad finds Ryan's clothes on the floor again
What is "the house is not your hamper?"
This AJR song features Rivers Cuomo, lead singer of Weezer, and an impeccably catchy strings melody
What is Sober Up?
These two Flemish Giant rabbits lived good lives but eventually got too big to hold, making them not great pets for young children
Who are Peanut and Pistachio?
This band has been active since 2004 with chart-topper "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies;" however, six studio albums later and only one member remains
Who are Panic! At The Disco?
Ryan has played this high-contact sport for a variety of teams, including the Rangers and the Devils, even winning the whole league once
What is street hockey?
What is "there's a Mega Crab Event?"
This Harry Styles song went number one on the charts recently, but Cayla's more proud of the fact that Mom likes it
What is Watermelon Sugar?
This blond dog has since passed on, but lived a pleasant life at Mee Maw and Mop Mop's house, full of Frosty Paws and love
Who is Guinness?
This Manchester group, fronted by Matthew Healy, has earned favor from the indie press with their genre-bending, distinct sound
Who are The 1975?
Ryan played the kiddie version of this sport, but lost interest before reaching the big leagues
What is baseball?
Another terrible one-liner, Dad loves to say this to girls he sees wearing ripped jeans
What is "you should get new jeans, the ones they sold you have rips in them?"
This upbeat Fall Out Boy song is track 9 on their 2013 album Save Rock and Roll, featuring a chorus of "da-da-da-doo"
What is Young Volcanoes?
Cayla named this backyard wild bunny after he came out of the nest only to stare at a fencepost in terror for ten minutes before retreating back to his bush
Who is Adam?