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100

Name any synonym for Ghost

Poltergeist, Phantom, Ghoul, Gast, Specter, Oni, Phantasm, Wraith, Spirit, Apparition, Shade, Revenant, etc.

100

I am the human emotion most commonly associated with strong fondness and the heart.

What is love?

100

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no body to go with!

100

I'm the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?

The letter 'e'.

100

Rice, Beans

Rice and beans

200

Name a common weapon used to kill a vampire.

Garlic, Wooden Stake, Cross, Sunlight, etc.

200

This Disney-Pixar film is well known for its heartbreaking first 8 minutes and talking dog.

What is Up?

200

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

The trom-bone!

200

What can you catch but never throw?

A cold.

200

Salt, Sugar, Vinegar, Cucumber

Pickles

300

Who are the main characters in Monsters Inc.?

Mike Wazowski and James P. Sullivan

300

This is what a news anchor is often up next with.

What is with the weather?

300

Why did the skeleton start a fight?

He has a bone to pick!

300

A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How?

The horse's name is Friday.

300

Flour, sugar, baking powder, butter, eggs, vanilla extract, chocolate chips

Chocolate Chip cookie

400

Who originally wrote "Dracula"?

Bram Stoker

400

"It's spelled garantee, not guarantee, right?"

What is "Wrong, with U."

400

What do you call a funny skeleton?

Humerus!

400

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

A palm tree.

400

Protein, pickled veggies (daikon, jalapeno, carrot), baguette, cilantro, spicy mayo

Bahn Mi

500

What monster actually exists in real life?

Skeleton

500

Poor preparation and storage methods, limited options, high pricing, and low cabin pressure.

What is the deal with airplane food?

500

What do you call a skeleton who likes to ding-dong ditch?

A dead-ringer!

500

When is a door no longer a door?

When it's ajar.

500

8 guajillo chiles remove stems and seeds

4 dry chilhuacle chile peppers or cascabel chiles, remove stems and seeds

4 mulato chile peppers or ancho negro, remove stems and seeds

1/3 cup sesame seeds plus more for garnish

1/4 cup raisins

7 almonds

1/4 cup walnuts

1/8 piece whole nutmeg

2 allspice berries

3 whole cloves

1 cinnamon stick

½- inch piece fresh ginger or 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger

2 teaspoons dried thyme

1 tablespoon dried oregano

2 avocado leaves

2 bay leaves

1/2 onion unpeeled

2 whole heads garlic unpeeled

1/2 pound tomatoes about 2 medium

1/4 pound tomatillos about 2 medium

4 cups chicken stock divided (plus more for thinning)

3 tablespoons lard or oil

1 bolillo cut in half and toasted

1/3 cup granulated sugar

3/4 cup chopped Mexican chocolate 6 ounces

1 tablespoon kosher salt plus more to taste

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