Mother Goose
This black sheep has three bags of wool.
Baa Baa Black Sheep
Chris Martin + Gwyneth Paltrow
Apple Martin
This common, months-long reason for fussiness is proof that a human growing bones through its gums is the worst.
Teething
Most babies start teething around this age range
4-7 Months
Justin Bieber's first major worldwide hit
Baby
Hickory dickory dock -- Who ran up the clock??
The mouse
Beyonce + JAY Z eldest
If a baby is suddenly fussy and has been awake for a long period, they likely need this.
Sleep
This white waxy coating protects baby in the womb and right after birth
Vernix
First video on YouTube to hit 10B views
Baby Shark
This baby falls from a treetop to the lullaby of the wind.
What is Rock-a-bye Baby?
Frank Zappa + Gail Zappa
Moon Unit Zappa
Baby just ate and is squiggly wiggly and obviously uncomfortable
Average number of diapers a newborn goes through in one day?
8-12
This Britney Spears classic starts with the lyric “Oh baby, baby…” and became one of the most iconic pop songs of the late ’90s.
Baby one more time
What did nimble, quick Jack jump over?
The candlestick
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Eldest
North West
Their arms are flailing and they can't relax. Freedom of movement is not newborn baby's favourite. How do we fix??
They want to be swaddled
Babies are born without these body parts, they develop later in childhood
Knee Caps
This 1989 hip-hop hit by Vanilla Ice became an instant classic with the unforgettable line “Stop! Collaborate and listen.”
Ice Ice Baby
Humpty Dumpty fell, WHO HELPED HIM?
All the king's horses and all the king's men. But hey couldn't put him together again
Elon Musk + Grimes
X Æ A-Xii Musk
They're fed, they're clean, they're rested. They don't have gas. They're SCREAMING
hair tourniquet
Average newborn weighs this much at birth
7.5lbs
Sir Mix-A-Lot’s 1992 anthem starts with “I like big butts and I cannot lie.”
Baby got back