nicknames
phrases
alter egos
dogs
miscellaneous
100

THIS nickname was given to jordan by mom when she tried to say "jordan" and "good girl" at the same time

jingle

100
what's for dinner when no one planned on cooking? 

chickanis, chikanes, chickonis, however you spell it

100

THIS matthew alter ego's catchphrase is "ohhh yeahhhh?" who is it?

The Glitter Fairy

100

baileys most famous halloween costume was inspired by THIS famous stoner and cookbook author

Snoop Dogg

100

where did matt go dook when he was 3?

HINT: wasn't his diaper or the toilet

the front walkway

200

THIS nickname is given by dad to anyone he loves besides mom

dumbass

200

dad's default threat whenever anything happens ever.

i'm gonna punch you in the face

200

this mexican super-natural creature appears at approx. 10pm on school nights and ovetakes matthew's enitre being. who is it?

Burrito ghost

200

mattie the dog comes upstairs. what's the first thing we have to say to him?

mattie, you're in the kitchen

200

mom would eat THIS not meal as her one single meal for the day if we let her

potato chips or cheezits
300
when matthew refuses to bathe, we give him THIS new york italian nickname
Tony Bologna. Anthony when he's in trouble
300

when locked out, we say THIS phrase originally said by Walter White's disabled son

open na noor

300

Mom transforms into THIS incredibly frightening and borderline traumatizing alter ego once every other blue moon. Her name?

The Goat Face 

300

feeling betrayed by bailey...what am I calling her?

betraylie

300

before proposing to jordan, justin is required to offer THIS renaissance-ish gift.

a dowry

-4 ducks

-3 mini goats

-a little donkey

400

dad eats your leftovers. dad eats all the fruit. dad eats the rest of the weekly chicken salad. What are we calling him?

fatty

400

Madea originally gave us THIS phrase we say when something surprising/weird happens.

what da heyowl
400
POV: you're getting your nails done and suddenly, matthew transforms into his nail lady alter ego with THIS phrase...

you want acrylic or gel?

400
It's only right to call her what she is! What does dad call bailey? HINT: PPD

princess puppy dog

400

what is the international greeting of peace and love within this household?

hey girl
500
THIS nickname was given to mom by jordan and her college roommate. She hates it but we do not care.

Melly

500

Before beating up dad, the kids manifest the ressurrection of THIS 90s west coast rap star. 

TUPAC'S BACK

500

someone in the house stinks! their alter ego until they are cleaned will be...

tinker

500

how do you spell grandma and papa's dog's name?

Matty, Mattie, Maddie, Maddi, Matie, Mady?

Mattie... i think

500

This powerful hyme saved the house from potential demons. Mom sang it in her sleep but i swear i could feel it warding off of the all evil ever. pope melissa??

"I love God and Jesus" in her sleep, mind you. freak.

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