"A" Christmas Story
"The" Christmas Story
12 Days of Christmas
According to Buddy
Scammed by a Kindergartner
100

Ralphie wanted this for Christmas.

What is a Red Ryder BB gun.

100

This precious metal was given to Jesus as a gift by the three wisemen.

What is gold?

100

This gift was given on the first day of Christmas.

What is a partridge in a pear tree?

100

According to Buddy, the department store Santa Clause's smelled like this.

What is beef and cheese?

100

Kevin's family vacationed here without him.

What is Paris, France?

200

Everyone told Ralphie that he would do this if he got a BB gun for Christmas.

What is "shoot his eye out"?

200

He was the governor of Syria at the time of Jesus's birth.

Who is Quirinius?

200

This gift was given on the third day of Christmas.

What is three French hens?

200

According to Buddy, elves stick to these four main food groups.

What are candy, candy cases, candy corn and syrup?

200

Kevin thought this meal was delicious and nutritious.

What is macaroni and cheese?

300

Ralphie lied and told his mom this had happened when he shot himself in the eye with a BB gun.

What is an icicle fell from the gutter and hit him?

300

The Christmas Story appears in these two books in the New Testament.

What are the Gospels of Matthew and Luke?

300

This gift was given on the sixth day of Christmas.

What is six geese a laying?

300

According to Buddy, this is the best way to spread Christmas cheer.

What is "singing loud for all to hear"?

300

This was Kevin's favorite type of pizza.

What is "cheese" pizza?

400

Ralphie's family ate here for Christmas.

What is a Chinese restaurant?

400

Joseph and Mary were traveling to Bethlehem for this reason.

What is they had to go back to their hometown for the census.

400

This gift was given on the ninth day of Christmas.

What is nine ladies dancing.

400

According to Buddy, he is this because he isn't a good toy-maker.

What is a cotton-headed ninny-muggins?

400

This was Marv's nickname for he and Harry.

What are the "Wet Bandits"?

500

Ralphie's dad won this item in a contest.

What is a leg lamp?

500

The angel told the shepherds that they would find "this" as a sign that the Messiah had been born.

What is a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger?

500

This gift was given on the twelfth day of Christmas.

What is twelve drummers drumming?

500

According to Buddy, the department store Santa Clause sits here.

Where is a "throne of lies"?

500

Kevin stole this item from a store.

What is a toothbrush?

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