Corny Jokes
Working in IT Corn knows that the simplest answer is often the best one, but does he know this common answer to why the chicken crossed the road?
What is to get to the other side?
Though not married by a Padre Celeste and Clark enjoyed their wedding in this city... the same city we are currently in!
What is San Diego?
This type of nut isn't what Corn is looking for but a squirrel might love it.
What is an acorn?
Despite the talent of Cynthia Erivo, Celeste's favorite viewing of wicked was in a theater on this wide street in New York.
What is Broadway?
Combine this color of Corn's soul with Celeste's favorite color to get the name of a popular K-Pop Band.
What is Blackpink?
Corn is looking jacked this weekend! Maybe part of his workout regimen is riding a bike, which might fall over for this reason if Corn was riding it too much.
Celeste and Clark cemented their love amidst the concrete jungle of the Big Apple, this famous North Eastern city.
What is New York?
This mythical creature may be one of Corn's favorites!
What is a unicorn?
Celeste's most controversial Wicked opinion is not caring for this pop star's portrayal of Glinda (or Guhlinda).
Who is Ariana Grande?
Combine the color of Celeste's favorite designer shoes with her favorite feature of Clark's to get this type of flight.
What is a red eye?
Corn spent his illustrious Navy career keeping our seas safe from pirates, but this is what a pirate he didn't catch might charge for a piercing.
What is a buck-an-ear?
Greece is the word for this city where Celeste saw the world famous Parthenon.
What is Athens?
Corn loves his gossip, it's so entertaining to him he might even whip up some of this favorite movie theater snack while gossiping.
What is popcorn?
We love a grammatically correct queen and Celeste's favorite Wicked song features an excellent use of pronouns.
What is The Wizard and I?
Combine this parental figure with Corn's birth month and a pronoun to get this childhood game.
What is Mother May I?
Corn is an incredible athlete, he has mastered so many sports including golf! But he always needs to bring two pairs of pants when he goes to play a round, why?
What is in case he gets a hole in one?
Knuck if you Buck, I'll fight you for sure if you don't guess this MidWest city where Celeste watched a basketball game with her nursing school classmates featuring the Antetokounmpo brothers.
Where is Milwaukee?
Not like Celeste and Corn who are both Geminis, people born with this star sign is described as ambitious, hardworking, and determined individuals with a strong sense of responsibility.
What is Capricorn?
Celeste and Corn would never mock the disabled, and they for sure empathized with the plight of this sister who was handicapable throughout the film and musical. Her real disability was relying on Boq.
Who is Nessarose Thropp?
Combine a name for a precious jewel with the opposite of out and the same pronoun from the clue above to get this shared star sign of Corn and Celeste.
What is Gemini?
Corn loves his Beef Caldereta and his Bistek Tagalog but does he know what to call a cow with no legs?
What is ground beef?
A vanilla gorilla with a poorly pronounced quesadilla might like to rhyme in this Filipino city frequented by both Corn and Celeste.
What is Manila?
Corn is a fierce defender of his friends and loved ones, don't cross him or you may feel this feeling from him; the feeling or belief that someone or something is worthless or despicable.
What is scorn?
Celeste and Corn's lives deserve to be rewarded in so many ways! But surprisingly Wicked wasn't awarded this prestigious stage award when it came out.
What is a Tony?
Combine the nationality of one of Corn's favorite clothing brands with a smoky, tangy, sauce to get the name of one of Corn and Celeste's favorite cuisines.
What is Korean BBQ?