Quotation Location
"She wouldn't know Spanish Gold if a Spaniard came up to her and said 'Here, have some gold.'"
Who is Lacey?
Season Six, Episode Fifteen: Davis buys an R2D2 on eBay, Lacey turns Brent into the 'food critic from hell'.
What is fleas?
The whole town pranked Karen in the episode 'Outside Joke' with even this character faking an allergic reaction to canola oil.
Who is Phil?
Brent picketed when he heard Lacey was taking these off the menu.
What are chili cheese dogs?
These two characters run the Fire Department before The Littlest Hobo runs them out of town. That's Hobo style.
Who are David and Carol?
"I have known Ukrainians, I have worked with Ukrainians, and you sir, are no Ukrainian."
Who is Emma?
Season Three, Episode Seven: Lacey and Wanda start a running club, Hank takes a job as a crossing guard.
What is parking closer to stuff?
Wanda thinks a celebration for this character is actually for her birthday.
Who is Wes?
Lacey invents this popular item, much to her dismay.
What is the ruby club?
This person wrote the child psychology book Brent uses with Tanner.
Who is Dr. Spearmint Fur?
"Your fish, your problem."
Who is Karen?
Season One, Episode Eight: The Dog River Annual Talent Show is on the horizon when Carl comes back to town.
What is I'M A SENIOR?
Despite his mayoral status, Fitzy doesn't have a desk. He actually has this.
What is a door on two filing cabinets?
Brent and Oscar try their best to get out of eating this every year.
What is Emma's jelly salad?
This character leaves Corner Gas to become Lacey's job shadow, probably because Brent couldn't remember his name.
Who is Kyle?
"I don't totally agree with Tony Soprano here but, what's the harm in keeping their bellies full and their minds empty?"
Who is Wanda?
Season Four, Episode Sixteen: Wanda breaks the potato bowl and Oscar tries to start his own club.
What is porkchop face?
This character tells Emma, "The moon farthest from Jupiter has a cave on it, so there's no reason to bring a tent."
Who is Myrtle?
Karen cooks this to Fitzy's delight when she joins Wanda at the Ruby.
What is avocado tuna sashimi?
This is the name of Oscar's friend he and Hank go to visit before the Grey Cup.
Who is Russell?
"I'm in, but if it doesn't work, we go there with masks."
Who is Oscar?
Season Five, Episode Six: Lacey tries to make Corner Gas more eco-friendly and Hank tries his hand at mixing drinks when Wanda takes over the bar.
What is Henkenvyorken?
This character only won the Jam contest because she stole Emma's recipe.
Who is Fitzy's Grandma? (Helen, apparently)
Lacey scams Davis and Hank into having this food by putting the word 'Classic' in front of it.
What is a goat cheese omelette?
The reason Wanda doesn't want to go to the dentist is because she went to 'this psycho' last time. He wore a leather lab coat!
Who is Dr. Lance McGee?