Dad Jokes
Why does Peter Pan never stop flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What kind of person was Boaz before he got married?
Ruthless!
Her grandson was just nominated to be a deacon
Betty Gray
Their namesake came over on the Mayflower...
The Pilgrims
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired
How does Moses start his morning?
Hebrews a cup of coffee
He's the only one here.
Juan Gomez
They can get a little "Cocky" during football season.
Did you hear the one about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food...no atmosphere
What car did the wise men drive in to go see Jesus?
They all came in one Accord.
DAILY DOUBLE!!!!!
Mike D'Avanzo
Sirven mucho en Honduras
The Vernons
What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish!
Who was the worst law breaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
She's down in my heart. Where? Down in my heart. Down in my heart to stay.
Joy Fowler
TIMBER!!!!!!!!
The McCulloughs
Want to hear a joke about construction?
I'm working on it
What's the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can't be topped!
If it don't make you sweat, and it don't make you cry, it ain't hot sauce!
Danny Owens
Naaaaaaants ingonyama bagithi Baba
The Kings