Buzzword Bingo
When you say this, it means you’ll check back later but probably won’t.
What is "Circle Back"?
The new and scary way to update your profile picture.
What is "AI Headshots"?
Mandatory line after sharing your screen.
What is "Can everybody see my screen, ok?"
A response you may get after doing literally anything.
What is "Slay"!
Classic corporate reward for big accomplishments
What is "Pizza Party"?
You say this when you don't have the capacity or time to handle a particular task or situation
What is "I don't have the bandwidth"
The hashtag that goes hand in hand with a quote that always pops up on Mondays.
What is "#MondayMotivation"?
The phrase you hear when someone forgets their mic is off.
What is "You're on mute."
Ryan's term of endearment to his coworkers.
What is "bruh"?
What us remote workers check for on random holidays or office party days.
What is "Doordash giftcards"?
Let’s awkwardly check in with each other.
What is "Touchbase"?
Two-word trigger phrase when someone adds you.
What is "Let's connect!"
Most classic exit line when you want to leave a call.
What is "I have to jump on another call!"?
Another word for gossip.
What is "Tea"?
That exciting day in the week where we are all required to come into work but it doesn't matter because we get free lunch!
What is "Mandatory Monday"?
Easy tasks with big impact (GradGuard classic)
What is "Low-hanging fruit"?
A LinkedIn sign of a recession.
What is "Mass lay-off post"
The to-dos nobody really wants to do.
What is "Action Items"?
A term you may use to describe a fellow coworker for being an absolute diva in the workplace.
The reason Ian was in a Hawaiian shirt on Monday
What is "Spirit Week"?
Achieving a significant, impactful result that contributes to a company's overall goals
What is "Move the Needle"?
Ian was a top performer in this crm integration tool.
What is "Salesforce Navigator"?
This phrase means ‘Let’s stop talking here and pretend we’ll discuss it later, away from the group.'
What is "Let's take this offline!"?
You absolutely devoured, 4+4!
What is "You Ate"?
The awkward 10-15 mins of forced spotlights for cowrokers during the Town Hall
What is "Shout Outs"?