Celebrities
Who is a famous, blind musician, who was born 6 WEEKS EARLY!
Ex: His last name is Judkins.
Stevie Wonder
(Stevland Hardaway Judkins)
What is the most stolen food item in the world?
Ex: It contains milk.
Everybody say...
CHEESE!
You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
Your Reflection
Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die
Fire
People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
Plates/Cuttlery
His real name is Peter Gene Hernandez. He got his showbiz name from the ladies because he was out of this world!
Ex: He is a singer.
BRUNO MARS!
Bruno was his childhood nickname because as a baby he was chubby like wrestler Bruno Sammartino, and he chose “Mars” because girls said he was out of this world. Really!
What fruit is classified as a berry, although strawberries are not.
Ex: It is a fruit with seeds.
Bananas!!
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Gum
You go at red, but stop at green. What am I?
Watermelon! You eat the red part, and you stop eating at the green part.
Before she was the biggest name in pop music, she spent most of her time knocking off praying mantises off of Christmas trees for her family's tree farm.
Ex: She is a very popular artist in pop music.
Taylor Swift.
Her family lived on a tree farm, and the superstar’s job was to ensure customers’ christmas trees weren’t full of bugs.
If you get this group of nut together they can spontaneously combust!
Ex: They are america's least favorite nut!
Pistachios!
I can fly but have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?
Clouds
I don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty.
A skull
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have scales
Before he was a star [blank] was a carpenter. He landed the role in the original movie Star Wars. “I was quite surprised when I was offered the part,” he later said.
Ex: He was in the first Star Wars movie.
Harrison Ford.
He played Hon Solo in the first Star Wars movie.
What do factories put on fruit that is edible?
Ex: It's not edible on anything else.
The stickers! The stickers factories put on fruit is absolutely edible!
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
An Echo
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
He waits until night time, then goes through the front door.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
She was banned from her school choir, because they said she sounded like a goat.
Ex: She is a colombian singer.
Shakira
Those classmates doubted her and now she is a billionaire living her dream.
This fungus can't ever be overcooked!
Mushrooms!
These fungi are impossible to over cook!
A seven letter word containing thousands of letters
A mailbox
I'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
Candle or Pencil or Eraser, etc.
Mr Brown was killed on Sunday afternoon. The wife said she was reading a book. The butler said He was taking a shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The maid said she was folding clothes, and the gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who did it?
The chef. Mr Brown was killed in the afternoon and yet the chef claimed he was making breakfast?