Number One's of the 00's
The kids screaming, phone ringing
Dog barking at the mailman bringing
That stack of bills, overdue
Good morning, baby, how are you?
(Just another day in paradise by Phil Vassar)
Every day I drive to work across Flint River bridge
A hundred yards from the spot where me and grandpa
Fished
There's a piece of his old fruit stand on the side of
Sawmill Road
He'd be there peelin' peaches if it was twenty years ago
(If Heaven Wasn't so Far Away by Justin Moore)
We used to chase that Chattanooga freight
Couple of kids in a Chevrolet
Catch a little air when we cross the tracks
Sippin' on somethin' from a paper sack
(Chasin' You by Morgan Wallen)
I got that real good feel good stuff
Hopped on the seat of my big black jacked up truck
Rollin' on 35's, pretty girl by my side
You got that sun tan skirt and boots
(That's My Kind of Night by Luke Bryan)
He was sittin' there, his brush in hand
Painting waves as they danced upon the sand
With every stroke, he brought to life
The deep blue of the ocean against the morning sky
(Paint Me a Birmingham by Tracy Lawrence)
Under an old brass paperweight
Is my list of things to do today
Go to the bank and the hardware store
Put a new lock on the cellar door
(My List by Toby Keith)
Eighty-nine cents in the ashtray
Half-empty bottle of Gatorade rollin' in the floorboard
That dirty Braves cap on the dash
Dog tags hangin' from the rearview
(I Drive Your Truck by Lee Brice)
A cold beer's got twelve ounces
A good truck's got maybe three hundred thousand
You only get so much until it's gone
Duracells in a Maglite
(Forever After All by Luke Combs)
The mixtape's got a little Hank, little Drake
A little somethin' bumpin', thumb thumpin' on the wheel right
The mix in our drink's a little stronger than you think
So get a grip, take a sip of that feel right
(This Is How We Roll by Florida Georgia Line featuring Luke Bryan)
I'm meetin' my buddies out on the lake
We're headed out to a special place we love
That just a few folks know
There's no signin' up, no monthly dues
Take your Johnson, your Mercury
Or your Evinrude an' fire it up
(Redneck Yacht Club by Craig Morgan)
He said, "I was in my early 40s with a lot of life before me
When a moment came that stopped me on a dime
I spent most of the next days looking at the X-rays
Talkin' 'bout the options and talkin' 'bout sweet times"
(Live Like You Are Dyin' by Tim McGraw)
I don't care that you done me wrong
'Cause I've already moved on
I don't care what his name is
Girl, it is what it is
(Ain't Worth the Whiskey by Cole Swindell)
You can tell your old man
You'll do some largemouth fishing another time
You just got too much on your plate to bait and cast a line
You can always put a rain check in his hand
('Til You Can't by Cody Johnson)
Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk
Carjack an old lady at a red light
Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store
Ya think it's cool, well, act a fool if ya like
(Try That In a Small Town by Jason Aldean)
I don't wanna be your Monday morning heading back to work
Stuck in traffic goin' slow, nothin' on the radio
I don't wanna be another chore to check off on your list
Of things you gotta do and places that you gotta go
(Friday Night by Eric Paslay)
Run your car off the side of the road
Get stuck in a ditch way out in the middle of nowhere
Get yourself in a bind, lose the shirt off your back
Need a floor, need a couch, need a bus fare
(Find Out Who Your Friends Are by Tracy Lawrence)
I'm a dirt road in the headlights
I'm a mama's boy (mama's boy), I'm a fist fight
Kinda county line, kinda cold beer
Little hat down (little hat down), little John Deere
(Small Town Boy by Dustin Lynch)
I went looking at pictures I didn't wanna see
They brought back memories
You look happy, I guess, got the life that you wanted
But it ain't with me
(Religiously by Bailey Zimmerman)
I've cheated and I've lied
I've broke down and I've cried
I've got nothing to hide no more
(One Thing Right by Marshmello and Kane Brown)
We're up when the rooster crows
Clock in when the whistle blows
Eight hours ticking slow
And then tomorrow
(Drinking Class by Lee Brice)
She was staring out the window, of their SUV
Complaining, saying, "I can't wait to turn 18"
She said, "I'll make my own money, and I'll make my own rules"
Mama put the car in park out there in front of the school
(You're Gonna Miss This by Trace Adkins)
Baby, lay on back and relax
Kick your pretty feet up on my dash
No need to go nowhere fast
Let's enjoy right here where we at
(Meant to Be by Bebe Rexha and Florida Georgia Line)
I don't come here much, but she loves this place
And I gotta find her
I don't smoke, but she does when she drinks
So I got a lighter
(Cowboy Songs by George Birge)
Rotgut whiskey's gonna ease my mind
Beach towel rests on the dryin' line
Do I remind you of your daddy in his '88 Ford?
Labrador hangin' out the passenger door
(I Remember Everything by Zach Bryan featuring Kasey Musgraves)
I wish girls you loved never gave back diamond rings
I wish every porch had a swing
Wish kids still learned to say "sir" and "ma'am", and how to shake a hand
I wish every state had a Birmingham
(I Wish Grandpas Never Died by Riley Green)