The person who was always most excited about going to Hooter's for the awards ceremony after the W.I.T.
Who was Grandma Ballou?
These 2 NFL teams always play on Thanksgiving.
Who are the Detroit Lions and the Dallas Cowboys?
His estate, Montpelier, is located close to Massanutten. A nearby university bears his name, as does a cousin who feels our institutions no longer have anything to offer him.
Who was James Madison
This grocery store in Elkton, VA has been a supplier of produce, dry goods, beverages and assorted other foodstuff for Cousinpalooza since Massanutten began hosting the event
What is Food Lion?
Strange, gross and weird person who we constantly manipulated the rules and awards of the W.I.T. to ensure he never won anything good.
Who is Ed Renehan?
Uncle Steve ate at least ten orders of these at the W.I.T. awards ceremony at Hooter's every year he attended
What are oysters?
What is pumpkin spice?
The only Cousinpalooza participant who has willingly sat through multiple time share presentations to get free water park passes, this person also makes his wife sit through the presentations with him.
Who is Pop Pop/Gerald Willard?
Thanksgiving and Cousinpalooza offer up a veritable cornucopia of Willard and Willard-adjacent cooking skills for all to enjoy. This person is renowned for sharing their mad baking "skills" with the group every year.
Who is Nancy Ballou?
Oftentimes strange, gross and weird job Aunt Patty had in North Kingstown, RI
What is bus driver?
The first person to win the prestigious plaid jacket at the inaugural Willard Invitational Tournament
Who is Brad Willard?
Though technically not a Thanksgiving gathering, this location hosted a rare summer version of Cousinpalooza in July, 2017
What is Gatlinburg, TN?
Famous for their creative t-shirts, this is the name of the Thanksgiving morning road race that several Willards participated in for several years.
What is the "Rocktown Turkey Trot"
According to Kent's kids, the CT Willard brothers, much like the 7 dwarfs, have 3 very different dominant personality characteristics that they use to describe Brad, Kent and Burke.
What is Brad = Funny, Kent = Awkward, Burke = Mean?
What is frozen cheese pizza?
Name of the golf course where the Willard Invitational Tournament was traditionally held
What is the Eagle Nest Golf Club?
Name 2 of the 3 "locations" not called Massanutten that have hosted Cousinpalooza in the modern era.
What is Virginia Beach, VA, Williamsburg, VA and Royal Caribbean's Graundeur of the Seas
Over the history of Cousinpalooza at Massanutten, the most perilous and nerve-wracking drive that any participants have ever faced.
What is the Bossong driveway?
The Massanutten Waterpark features many fun rides and attractions. One of these is not a waterpark attraction:
Peak Splash - Hillbilly Plunge -
Melting Mogul - Blue Ridge Rapids
What is Hillbilly Plunge?
Nancy's friend Evelyn's husband (Tracy King) was famous for doing this strange and weird thing on "The Late Show with David Letterman"
What is balancing things on his chin?
Name of the fine establishment where the post-W.I.T. awards ceremony party was held annually.
What is the "World Famous Sand Bar"?
The Denver Broncos defense in the late 70's/early 80's, or the vodka and citrus cocktail famously served by many restaurants at one of our non-Massanutten Cousinpalooza gatherings
What is Orange Crush?
Italian restaurant in Elkton, VA that traditionally hosts the day after Thanksgiving dinner for Cousinpalooza
What is Ciro's Italian Eatery
There are 3 explanations of what "Massanutten" translates to in Native American. One of these 4 is not one of those translations:
Old Field - Potato Ground - Valley View - Indian Basket
What is Valley View?
Who is Todd Gainer?