Cabin Lore
Camp History
Director Trivia
Poopourri
Staff Quotes
200

This cabin houses our oldest first year with no roommate

What is Royal Basin

200

This is the year Camp Parsons was founded.

When is 1919?

200

This director is known for wanting to have a legion

Who is Logan Woogred?

200

This person is the OFFICAL camp director of Camp Parsons

Who is Tag?

200

This first year, loves to use this line when they want to be blunt, "Let me be Frank."

Who is Frank Schrock?

400

This cabin was known as the "woman cabin" back in 2019

What is MASH?

400

The original founder of Camp Parsons.

Who is Reginald Parsons?

400

This director is known for being in a "hive mind"

Who is Nick Krum?

400

This staff member jived, groved, and busted a move

Who is Caleb Schultz?

400

This senior staffer was describing the reach a first year had on staff when he said, "This person has touched everyone of you."

Who is Brendan Bartlett?

600

All that remains of this cabin is the fireplace next to Queets

What is Hamma Hamma?

600

This building was the camp Trading Post & Eco-Con, and museum

What is Fort Duckabush?

600

This director likes to paint miniatures in their free time

Who is Scott Demianiw

600

This previous staff member broke the fastest repel time back in 2022

Who is Miles Kelly?

600

This senior staffer was stating their power when they said, "I can talk to the printer"

Who is Moriko Peterson?

800

This is the specific reason that Banting Lodge was built

What is to serve diabetic scouts?

800

The first ever Hullaballoo, at Camp Parsons, was during this summer

When is the summer of 1958?

800

This director just recently passed their swim test

Who is Shaina Lalonde?

800

This group offered to pay the entirety of the dinning hall if we put a 15ft statue of their leader in the dinning hall parade feild

Who are the Scientologists?

800

This first year staff member said, "You guys are lucky that I got cosmic magnetism."

Who is River Cannon?

1000

This is the offical name of the LL bathrooms

Spencer Creek Kybo

1000

This is the year that the Order of the Silver Marmot ranks were established

When is the summer of 1940?

1000

This director was/is a pool operator

Who is Frank Schrock?

1000

In years past this particular action was known as a term of endearment or to show a... dislike of a staffer, often in a massive pig pile. This action is banned from camp since it's considered hazing now-a-days.

What is Bunging?

1000

This director was in line-up when they said, "She endorsed corporeal punishment" when they meant corporal punishment.

Who is Nick Krum?

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