Not just for grannies these days:
TINT KING
Knitting
Football fans know it sits at the mouth of Wisconsin's Fox River
Green Bay
"The hog products you crave", or a mammal with quills
pork you pine
SpaceX rockets are programmed to do this if they veer off course after launch
self-destruct
This cake was named for being made with 16 ounces each of flour, butter, sugar & eggs
pound cake
Get behind the wheel:
TRY POET
Pottery
A Southern California city & a Northern New Jersey township share this citrusy name
Orange
"A spot for handing out pink slips", or a hearth at the base of a chimney
a fire place
Bartitsu & krav maga are systems of this
self-defense
A Vienna library has a recipe from 1696 for this flaky pastry & ja, the filling is apple
strudel
It's what you yeast expect:
GRIN WEB
Parlez-vous Francais? Then name this Louisiana port at the head of the Mississippi's deepwater navigation
Baton Rouge
"What you say to scare a lemon pie topping", or an Australian aboriginal weapon
Boo! meringue
I'm not touching that martini, even though I'd really enjoy it; I'm practicing a bit of this
self-denial
Different from the New York style, the Japanese variety of this dessert is known for extreme fluffiness
cheesecake
Watch the fishies;
NON RISK GEL
Snorkeling
This "ville" is across the Rio Grande from Matamoros
Brownsville
"Where Noah stored his bees aboard his vessel", or a place where historical documents & records are kept
an ark hive
I know you're doing it for laughs, but stop being so this, overly modest & critical of yourself, from the Latin for "pray"
Literally "lightning" in French, this long, thin chocolate-covered pastry really gives me a charge
an eclair
Don't let Fluffy see what you're doing;
MY DIRT AXE
Taxidermy
This former mining town was Colorado's territorial capital
Golden
"To break God's law until a prime time hour", or to sparkle brightly
sin till late
It's an action by someone with a fiduciary duty to a corporation that benefits his own bank account, not the corporation
self-dealing
This 4-letter caramel custard dessert associated with Spanish recipes dates back to Roman times
flan