Holy LARP
Who reads the news anyways?
Who's that professor?
Acronyms
Low ball me
100
The superior operating system
Arch Linux
100
April 2026. Hackers stole student and teacher data including names, emails, and messages from this software company.
Instructure / Canvas
100
"Would go on crazy tangents during class. Sometimes didn't know what he was talking about. But super easy grader and it's an intro class, so it doesn't really matter in the end."
Eric Brisart - the pleasure dreamer
100
CVE
Common Vulnerabilities and Exposures
100
2x 8GB DDR5 RAM
$250
200
a five letter organization ...
MITRE
200
April 2026. Ransomware group Everest claims to have stolen policyholder data from this insurer.
Liberty Mutual
200
"The only good thing he did was he once brought in his wife and children to meet us. Unlike him, they were all delightful people."
Thomas Rossie - the pred
200
CWE
Common Weakness Enumeration
200
Hack the Box Labs VIP Subscription
$19
300
Name of the Linux mascot
Tux
300
April 8. The ransomware attack severely disrupted critical county systems and municipal services, forcing systems offline, delaying public services, and prompting deployment of the National Guard to support recovery efforts.
Winona County, Minnesota
300
"[she] is very intelligent and knowledgeable in the field, however her classes are very unstructured. She's eccentric which is funny at times but it can get aggravating when attempting to do her ridiculous homework."
Dr. Alice Fischer - the goat
300
SOC
Security Operation Center
300
NVIDIA RTX 3090
$3,900
400
custom MacOS package manager
Homebrew
400
April 13. The breach allowed unauthorised access to customer booking data including names contact details and reservation information which was later used in phishing attacks to target users and potentially compromise their accounts and personal information from this travel site.
400
"If she took her own class, she wouldn't pass it."
Liberty Page - running late (probably)
400
SIEM
Security Information and Event Management
400
Wifi Pineapple
$250
500
claude code increase thinking budget
ultrathink (and make no mistakes)
500
April 13. The breach led to the theft and public leak of internal analytics data including game metrics and user behavior insights, exposing business sensitive information and creating extortion pressure on the company despite no impact on players or operations.
Rockstar games
500
"Knowledgeable but rude and definitely not an educator"
Robert Antonetti - holy larp
500
XDR
Extended Detection and Response
500
YubiKey 5C
$58