Pharmacy drugs
This statin is widely considered one of the best selling prescriptions of all time.
What is Atorvastatin (Lipitor)?
If an elf brings you a prescription for Macrobid, you can confidently tell them it's only meant to clear up an infection in this specific organ.
What is the Bladder (or urinary tract)
If Jack frost gives you a chest cold with a thick,hacking cough. you would look for this generic expectorant to help loosen mucus
If santa's prescription reads "Take 1 cookie po BID" he needs to eat his cookies how many times a day.
What is twice a day?
The immediate phrase blurted out by a patient the absolute second they hear their insurance copay is over $5, confidently blaming the pharmacy for choosing.
What is "But it's always been free!"
This brand name drug is commonly prescribed for bacterial infections.
What is Zithromax?
What is Beyond use date?
If santa takes this popular OTC antihistamine for his winter allergies, he won't be able to drive the sleigh because it famously causes drowsiness
What is diphenhydramine? (Benadryl)
A prescription for magic reindeer flying dust labeled "PRN" means dasher and dancer only get it under this condition.
What is "as needed"?
This is the universal name patients give to their medication when they completely forget the name,strength & purpose. Expecting us to know it instantly
What is Zolpidem?
If buddy the elf eats a piece of gum off the street, he might need a broad spectrum antibiotic class, famous for causing "Red Man Syndrome" if infused too quickly.
What is vancomycin?
If the cold miser needs a nasal spray to instantly dry up his stuffy nose, he might grab this OTC nasal spray, but he better stop using it after 3 consecutive days or his nose will clog up worse than a frozen pipe.
What is Afrin?
If the elves accidentally label an ear drop as "OU" instead of "AU", they are mistakenly telling the patient to put the drops where?
What is both eyes? (Instead of both ears)
The logic defying sentence yelled at the drive thru when a patient told their medicattion requires a prior authorizaiton.
What is "But my doctor said insurance would cover it!"
After eating 1 billion cookies in 24 hours, Santa takes this medication to stop the burning in his chest.
What is omeprazole?
This generic medication is the absolute "gold standard" for treating a severe allergic reaction to standard Christmas tree pine pollen.
What is epinephrine? (epipen)
This common pain and fever reducer is the active ingredient in Tylenol, but the Cold Miser must be careful not to exceed 4,000 mg a day to protect his liver.
What is acetaminophen?
If santa wants his hot cocoa taken "1 cup HS", he needs to drink when?
What is at bedtime
The response given by a patient when asked for their date of birth to verify identity, which they treat like top secret info.
What is Advair diskus?
What this anti clotting drug that requires patient to keep their intake of leafy green holiday salads completely consistant so their blood doesn't clot or get to thin.
What is warfarin?
The "DM" listed on the back of your winter cough syrup bottle stands for this specific cough suppressant drug.
What is dextromethorphan?
If the north pole pharmacy labels santa's reindeer vitamin ointment as "apply UD," it means he should use it in this way
What is as directed?