This animated film is about a snowman who desperately wants to be liquid
Frozen
This hero completed twelve labors because "community service" wasn't an established legal concept yet
Hercules
Albert Einstein
This historical event began when a tea party got wildly out of hand
Abraham Lincoln
In this superhero movie, a dark-colored flying mammal is also a wealthy vigilante
Batman
This classic novel could be described as a rich guy throwing parties because he can't get over one text message form years ago
This scientist spent years developing a theory whose main conclusion was that pigeons, people, and pineapples are distant cousins
Charles Darwin
Christopher Columbus
This object cannot be simultaneously both entirely absent and completely present
anything
This movie is about a theme park whose management repeatedly ignores the phrase "what could go wrong?"
Jurassic Park
This Greek hero spent ten years trying to get home because he apparently refused to ask for directions
The Odyssey
This law states that every action has a reaction, making it the original internet comments section
Newton's laws of motion
This scientist become famous for discovering that apples and the Moon should follow the same rules
Isaac Newton
The Great Wall of China
This sitcom follows six adults who somehow have unlimited free time in Manhattan
Friends
This philosopher is remembered for annoying enough people with questions that the government made it everyone's problem
Socrates
This scientist looked through a telescope and become history's most famous victim of peer review
Galileo Galilei
This historical figure became famous for crossing a river he was specifically not supposed to cross
Julius Caesar
This country contains more people than the population of Luxembourg
Every country on Earth
It seems like everybody hates Chris Rock in this semi-autobiographical sitcom about his childhood in Bed-Stuy
Everybody Hates Chris
this novel begin with a man waking up and discovering he's become the least employable insect in Europe
The Metamorphosis
This scientist discovered radioactivity, proving that rocks can have surprisingly active social lives
This emperor's military career ended after discovering that winters are not optional
Napoleon Bonaparte
if 2+2 equals 4, then this number is not 17
4