What
Do
They
Even
Do?
100
Underwater Ceramics Technician
Washes Dishes
100
Skull Grinder
a person who cleans ear and nose passages of brained pig heads
100
Light Bender
Someone who is responsible for the high-tech, precision job of making neon lights
100
Oyster Floater
Someone who floats oysters in water until they are free of impurities
100
Tonsorial Artist
Barber or Beautician
200
Director of Ethical Hacking
helps financial institutions identify the vulnerabilities of their Web applications and networks
200
Water Leisure Assistant
Lifeguard
200
Retail Jedi
Shopping assistant
200
Transparent Wall Maintenance Engineer
Cleans Windows
200
Combat Designer
assists and collaborates with other game designers to create characters, work on special effects and sound effects, layout and gameplay scenarios
300
Digital Overlord
Website Manager
300
Chief Chatter
Call Center Manager
300
Dream Alchemist
Head of Creative Design
300
Hair Boiler
Someone who boils animal hair until it curls (for use in a variety of products)
300
Director of First Impressions
Receptionist
400
Genius
Service Technician at the Apple Store
400
The Resinator
Lead of a packaging Team
400
Master of Disaster
helps federal, state, and local authorities access the information they need to recover quickly from calamities
400
Conversation Architect
Digital Marketing Manager
400
Eviction Technician
Bouncer
500
Director of Life Enrichment
Plans, organizes and Implements activities at a Senior Center
500
Media Publications Administrator
Delivers Newspapers
500
Digital Prophet
makes predictions about the future of tech and the IT Industry based on market trends and available technology
500
Chief Curator
Chooses which items to be featured on Ebay's homepage
500
Environmental Maintenance Officer
Picks up trash and takes it to the city dump.
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